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RE: TINA TURNER - sally - 01-10-2014
(01-10-2014, 12:17 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I think she's very pretty and in great shape for her age. But she needs more curves.
That's the same thing I say about User.
JK, they're both gorgeous. Some women are just built more angular than curvy. Angelina Jolie for example.
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 01-10-2014
(01-09-2014, 10:40 PM)sally Wrote: Looks like the same body she's always had to me.Ok then they photoshopped her 62 year old head onto her 20 year old body. Or she sold her soul to Satan.
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RE: TINA TURNER - sally - 01-10-2014
If you're healthy there is no reason why the body can't stay that young looking late in to your 60s-70s. My mom was a gorgeous woman all the way until she was diagnosed with cancer and then she slowly started looking like the crypt keeper.
RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 01-10-2014
Anyone can look great if they can afford a personal nutritionist, personal trainer, personal chef, personal hairdresser, personal make up artist and of course the fact her personal computer touch up artist has photoshopped and airbrushed the shit out of that photo.
And since when has a “bikini body” got no tits, no hips and a fucking virtual six pack?
RE: TINA TURNER - sally - 01-10-2014
(01-10-2014, 07:09 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: And since when has a “bikini body” got no tits, no hips and a fucking virtual six pack?
A bikini body just means that you're fit. Some women don't have big hips or tits, they can't help it. Kind of the same way you can't help that you were born with short arms and no neck.
RE: TINA TURNER - Midwest Spy - 01-10-2014
(01-10-2014, 12:16 PM)sally Wrote:(01-10-2014, 07:09 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: And since when has a “bikini body” got no tits, no hips and a fucking virtual six pack?
A bikini body just means that you're fit. Some women don't have big hips or tits, they can't help it. Kind of the same way you can't help that you were born with short arms and no neck.
Kind of a pre-school version of T-Rex you say?
RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 01-10-2014
(01-10-2014, 12:16 PM)sally Wrote: A bikini body just means that you're fit. Some women don't have big hips or tits, they can't help it. Kind of the same way you can't help that you were born with short arms and no neck.
I'm not on the cover of a celebrity junk magazine claiming to have a “bikini body” when I've got less curves than a lamp post is the point I'm making beer breath.
Don't take your nicotine withdrawal out on me you fag hag.
Patches and nicotine gum work wonders bitch.
RE: TINA TURNER - Cynical Ninja - 01-10-2014
(01-10-2014, 12:17 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Kind of a pre-school version of T-Rex you say?
Ten out of ten for originality there Casaloner.
RE: TINA TURNER - Duchess - 03-30-2014
Elle turns 50.
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RE: TINA TURNER - Maggot - 03-30-2014
Hmmmmmmmmm
money or.........
privacy.
money or.........
privacy.
money or.........
privacy.
money or.........
privacy.
money or.........
privacy.
Nope..........can't decide.
RE: TINA TURNER - ramseycat - 03-30-2014
Ice always thought Elle was really pretty.
RE: TINA TURNER - aussiefriend - 03-30-2014
No one says a word when she gets her face done, but if it's Aussie, I cop shit from all sides.
RE: TINA TURNER - ramseycat - 03-30-2014
I've not ice. I knew I shouldn't have been talking to the kids and not editing my posts.
RE: TINA TURNER - aussiefriend - 03-30-2014
^Ok I am going to need a special Ramsey interpreter for that last post, that one is way out of my scope.
RE: TINA TURNER - ramseycat - 03-30-2014
(03-30-2014, 10:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: No one says a word when she gets her face done, but if it's Aussie, I cop shit from all sides.
Did Elle have work done?
IDK care if you get Botox or whatever. But you are pretty young for that. A little touch up here and there is no big deal. It's the women that go to the extreme to look young that annoy me.
RE: TINA TURNER - Duchess - 09-06-2017
Girl crush. Elle.
She's 53 in these pix.
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RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 09-06-2017
RE: TINA TURNER - Midwest Spy - 09-06-2017
Clang, its true.
Check out Liz Hurley @ 51.
She looks like a friggin' goddess
RE: TINA TURNER - Clang McFly - 09-06-2017
(09-06-2017, 08:36 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Clang, its true.
Check out Liz Hurley @ 51.
She looks like a friggin' goddess
Yeah I know. I wish I was blessed with good genetics ( and healthy living) like these ladies.
Still hard to believe that HoTD is 50.
RE: TINA TURNER - Maggot - 06-12-2020
Raquel today is timeless.
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Jane Seymour 69
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Christy Brinkley 66................who does she remind you of?