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I've never had hummus and my boss keeps pushin' it on me. It looks...I don't know, the texture looks odd and it turns me off.
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We still talking Hummus?
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Ahahahaha! I'm old! I told you I sometimes can't remember if I thought it or said it. 28
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There are poop cookie cutters & molds! WTF! That's bullshit. Jesus, people. That is so fucked up I can hardly stand it.

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(03-15-2018, 05:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I've never had hummus and my boss keeps pushin' it on me. It looks...I don't know, the texture looks odd and it turns me off.

It tastes good though, especially with garlic and red peppers.
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It looks like something the correction officers scraped out of Clang's armpit while doing body lice protocol at his latest stint in jail.

I do like hummus though, it just doesn't look that great.
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Clummus?
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(03-27-2018, 10:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clummus?

No, that's what I call my penis cheese.Blowing-kisses
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hummus is just chickpeas squished and seasoned. With a terrible rebranding.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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(03-27-2018, 10:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-27-2018, 10:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clummus?

No, that's what I call my penis cheese.Blowing-kisses

That's pretty gross Clang. Probably best not to mention that to women who make you hungry for Cummus.
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(03-27-2018, 11:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-27-2018, 10:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-27-2018, 10:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clummus?

No, that's what I call my penis cheese.Blowing-kisses

That's pretty gross Clang. Probably best not to mention that to women who make you hungry for Cummus.

If I do mention it to the ladies I'll just drown my sorrows in some coke and Rummus.
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* rummus and coke
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Feed meeeeeee.

So hungry.
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Chopino!


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*drools* I want to bury my face in it. NomNomNom
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Hey Mark, can you hear my stomach growling way over there?
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Just had a great salad with grilled chicken.

My wife really takes good care of me.

Bought me Bombay Gin yesterday too.
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I want someone to do that for me! SALLLLLLLLLLY
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I want someone to do that for me.
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That Chicken salad needs avocado and onion with Blue Cheese chunks and dressing. Oh yeah baby!
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