Tornadoes

[Duchess]

It was pretty much a non-event here. I'm considering sending hate mail to The Weather Channel.

When I saw the black clouds moving in I threw some things into a bag (Laptop, Kindle, phone, weed/bowl, cash. You see where my priorities lie) and I went up to the stable, I didn't want to be alone. As I was sitting in his office up there I got to thinking about a tornado touching down and the force of it would throw me into the horse pool and I'd be knocked unconscious by falling debris AND I WOULD DROWN. I went back home.