WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?

[FAHQTOO]

RING, RING, RING.

(DV Agent):"United States Domestic Violence Hotline -- what's your crisis?"

(Mocker): "Well, you see, I know this guy on the internet who says his girlfriend was so pissed off at him that she didn't wanna look at his face and listen to his shit for 800 miles on the return drive from a miserable tension-packed vacation. So, she left him and his teenaged son to find another way home, just like she said she was gonna do."

(DV Agent): "And......did she punch him, pinch him, slap him, bite him, run him over with the car, put a gun to his head, rape him, ........what?"

(Mocker): "No, nothing like that. But, I know this woman on the internet who watches the crime channel all the time. She says the girlfriend is a psycho for driving away without the men. She says leaving the men behind in the big scary world was an act of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!! She's right, right?

(DV Agent): "No. That woman on the internet is not right -- that bitch is straight up crazy. Psychos like her diminish true domestic violence victims. I just bet it's that aussiefriend woman again. Tell her she'd better not call here and tie up our lines with such blithering idiocy or I'll personally kick her ass into next week."

CLICK.

Hahaha...that was brilliant!!