PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- BIGGEST ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR...

[Donovan]

You gotta love it when some hateful bastard writes a whole post about how much of an asshole he is and then gets shitty when someone agrees with everything the asshole wrote.

That's because he was humble bragging. He's good at that and likes to think of himself as an asshole in a good way. Which makes him an asshole in a bad way.

I'm drunk.

Thanks for explaining that to me. I've been feeling bad for calling him an asshole...

Truthfully I was having a little venting/pity party moment. I put that shit online in places like this to minimize the embarrassment of posting that stupid shit on Facebook. I seem to be exceptionally good at pissing off evil vagina monsters, especially those more apt to be snotty and self righteous (see exhibit a, b, and c above).
The only reason I took exception to FQ2 trying to steal my moment was that the word Asshole means something deeply fundamental to my people, the professional Assholes of this world. It is our heritage and our legacy and in historic times Asshole was a term that carried significant meaning and persecution of Assholes by outside forces. Nowadays, every asshole like FQ2 wants to claim Asshole lineage or status, but not just any asshole can be an Asshole. We are a proud people. It is our word, we have taken it back from our opressors, and even if I call myself an Asshole that does not give others the right to do so. I hope this attempt at culture appropriation will not continue.