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Assholes in the news
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sums up this bunch of clowns.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/31/us/cre....html?_r=0

At the edge of dark, dark woods in South Carolina, children have been telling adults that a group of clowns have been trying to lure them into the cluster of trees. They say the clowns live deep in the woods, near a house by a pond.

This tale sounds like a mishmash of newspaper clippings and pages ripped from Stephen King novels, but these are actually details taken from a report filed by the sheriff’s office in Greenville County, S.C., last week, after several residents at an apartment complex there said that people in clown makeup had been terrorizing both children and adults.

Several children said that clowns were offering them money to follow them into the woods, close to the house by the pond. (The police say they have found no evidence of clown paraphernalia at the house.)

A woman walking home late one night said she had seen a “large-figured” clown waving at her from under a streetlight, the police said. (She waved back.) And another woman said her son had heard clanging chains and a banging noise at his front door. In these cases, people who reported clown sightings refused to give their names to the police.

The police don’t know whether the stories are coming from the imaginations of children or something sinister is afoot, but panicked residents seemed to be taking the law into their own hands: The Greenville sheriff’s office investigated reports that residents of the apartment complex may have fired shots in the direction of the wooded area.
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Assholes in the news - by sally - 08-31-2016, 11:22 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by SIXFOOTERsez - 08-31-2016, 02:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 08-31-2016, 04:39 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Clang McFly - 08-31-2016, 06:44 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 08-31-2016, 08:52 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-01-2016, 04:57 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 09-01-2016, 12:15 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-10-2016, 08:05 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by pyropappy - 09-12-2016, 07:12 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Donovan - 09-10-2016, 08:36 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by ZEROSPHERES - 09-16-2016, 01:05 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 09-16-2016, 05:44 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Blindgreed1 - 09-16-2016, 10:40 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-16-2016, 07:20 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by ZEROSPHERES - 09-16-2016, 01:45 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 09-16-2016, 01:52 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by ZEROSPHERES - 09-16-2016, 02:22 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 09-16-2016, 04:13 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 09-17-2016, 04:20 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 09-17-2016, 06:34 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by ZEROSPHERES - 09-17-2016, 05:11 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Clang McFly - 09-18-2016, 10:49 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-17-2016, 08:31 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 09-17-2016, 12:32 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-17-2016, 02:12 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 09-18-2016, 08:25 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-19-2016, 05:39 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-19-2016, 08:05 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-03-2016, 08:32 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by cannongal - 10-04-2016, 03:04 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 10-03-2016, 12:18 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 10-03-2016, 12:40 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 10-03-2016, 12:58 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Blindgreed1 - 10-03-2016, 01:52 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 10-04-2016, 03:15 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by cannongal - 10-05-2016, 03:03 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 10-05-2016, 06:35 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-05-2016, 08:06 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by aussiefriend - 10-06-2016, 07:11 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-06-2016, 07:39 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Ski at 1SKY6 - 10-09-2016, 07:41 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-06-2016, 09:14 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 10-06-2016, 06:13 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 10-06-2016, 06:28 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-11-2016, 06:26 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 10-14-2016, 11:18 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 10-14-2016, 11:24 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 10-14-2016, 11:39 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 10-14-2016, 07:38 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 10-14-2016, 09:22 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-15-2016, 08:39 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Clang McFly - 10-15-2016, 01:19 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 09-06-2017, 12:24 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-06-2017, 12:28 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 09-06-2017, 12:35 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 09-06-2017, 03:18 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-06-2017, 03:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 10-11-2017, 11:02 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 10-11-2017, 11:06 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-30-2017, 04:11 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-30-2017, 05:24 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-30-2017, 05:40 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-30-2017, 06:45 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 11-21-2017, 03:36 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 11-21-2017, 05:26 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 12-03-2017, 04:27 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 12-03-2017, 04:44 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 12-07-2017, 05:10 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by SIXFOOTERsez - 12-07-2017, 06:09 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 01-19-2018, 11:50 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 12-15-2017, 10:19 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 01-19-2018, 12:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 01-19-2018, 12:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-02-2018, 11:13 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-02-2018, 02:04 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-13-2018, 04:02 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Blindgreed1 - 03-14-2018, 10:46 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-15-2018, 01:42 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-14-2018, 11:14 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Blindgreed1 - 03-14-2018, 11:54 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Blindgreed1 - 03-14-2018, 11:55 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Tammy75 - 03-17-2018, 10:52 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-19-2018, 10:08 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2018, 11:30 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2018, 08:45 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-20-2018, 09:02 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-20-2018, 09:23 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-20-2018, 09:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-21-2018, 08:15 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Donovan - 03-21-2018, 10:16 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-21-2018, 10:10 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 03-21-2018, 10:18 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-21-2018, 10:33 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-21-2018, 10:56 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 11:11 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-21-2018, 09:19 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 10:51 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-21-2018, 11:14 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Midwest Spy - 03-21-2018, 10:57 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 11:25 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-21-2018, 11:50 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-21-2018, 11:39 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-21-2018, 12:06 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 03-21-2018, 12:09 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 07:01 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 12:12 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 02:59 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 07:03 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Midwest Spy - 03-21-2018, 07:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 07:18 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-21-2018, 07:32 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 07:40 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 08:46 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-21-2018, 07:10 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Midwest Spy - 03-21-2018, 08:32 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Donovan - 03-21-2018, 07:54 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2018, 08:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-22-2018, 04:31 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-22-2018, 04:49 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-24-2018, 04:42 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-24-2018, 10:06 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 03-22-2018, 10:46 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 05-05-2018, 11:43 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2018, 05:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 08-27-2018, 06:51 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2018, 08:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 08-27-2018, 10:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2018, 11:31 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Fry Guy - 08-28-2018, 07:39 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 08-28-2018, 01:44 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 08-28-2018, 07:59 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 08-28-2018, 02:31 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Clang McFly - 08-28-2018, 02:33 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 08-28-2018, 08:03 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 08-28-2018, 08:12 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 08-28-2018, 08:14 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 08-28-2018, 08:38 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 09-12-2018, 02:15 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-12-2018, 02:21 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 09-12-2018, 02:22 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 09-12-2018, 02:47 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 09-12-2018, 09:24 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 09-12-2018, 08:03 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 09-12-2018, 08:31 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 09-12-2018, 11:17 PM
RE: BRAGADOCIOUIS! - by Carsman - 09-26-2018, 06:58 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 12-09-2018, 08:37 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 12-09-2018, 10:23 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Rootilda - 12-09-2018, 09:19 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 12-09-2018, 10:25 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 12-14-2018, 11:28 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Fry Guy - 12-15-2018, 01:12 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 12-15-2018, 02:05 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Fry Guy - 12-15-2018, 02:08 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 12-15-2018, 02:11 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Fry Guy - 12-15-2018, 02:19 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by HairOfTheDog - 12-15-2018, 12:54 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by ZEROSPHERES - 02-19-2020, 07:54 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 02-19-2020, 08:01 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 02-20-2020, 08:09 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 02-20-2020, 05:16 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 02-20-2020, 05:45 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 02-21-2020, 08:46 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 02-21-2020, 08:49 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 02-21-2020, 09:10 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 02-21-2020, 09:10 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-30-2020, 08:45 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 03-31-2020, 08:39 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 11-03-2020, 01:05 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 11-03-2020, 01:20 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by MirahM - 11-03-2020, 01:28 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-28-2021, 02:17 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-28-2021, 02:37 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-28-2021, 03:02 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-28-2021, 03:24 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by rothschild - 03-28-2021, 03:57 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-31-2021, 07:52 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Carsman - 04-01-2021, 07:59 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by BigMark - 04-01-2021, 08:11 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-15-2022, 10:12 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by pyropappy - 03-15-2022, 10:45 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-15-2022, 11:02 AM
RE: Assholes in the news - by pyropappy - 03-15-2022, 03:30 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-15-2022, 05:36 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by cannongal - 03-15-2022, 04:07 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-15-2022, 06:19 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Duchess - 03-15-2022, 06:54 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by sally - 03-15-2022, 08:59 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-15-2022, 07:33 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by rothschild - 03-15-2022, 07:40 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by Maggot - 03-15-2022, 07:46 PM
RE: Assholes in the news - by pyropappy - 03-16-2022, 02:34 AM