DIRTY JEANS

[Clang McFly]

Thanks, but no thanks. I'd never wear something that sexy and revealing. I just gifted myself a cobalt blue sleeveless sheath dress and some black pumps.

That sounds lovely. I'll get you this stylish accessory to make your new ensemble pop instead. It's much better than pearls which might make you look a bit matronly.



I haven't ordered Biggie's gift yet, so I'll just give him the trendy thong jeans I ordered for you. He'd look amazing fishing or strutting around Vegas in them on a hot summer's day.

Nice beads. Thanks. Wanna see my tits?