Let's all talk about manspaining

[Clang McFly]

I can see Clang looking good in the Amish dress and cap.  But, the Burka would hide all his best features (which, I guess, is the point of the Burka). 

Anyway, when you go demure/casual/conservative Clang, probably best to avoid Muumuus altogether.  

They look sloppy on everyone, even Mrs. Roper.  That's probably why Stanley would never put out.

No Amish dress. I'll wear a gingham dress and pigtail wig like Dorothy Gale.