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Blonde Joke
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This beautiful blonde gets on a plane sitting in coach, going to Sydney Australia


After an hour she gets up and goes and sits down in the first class section

The flight attendant sees her do that, and goes asks to see her ticket

It's a coach ticket, so the attendant tells her she has to go back to coach section

The woman says, I'm blonde and beautiful and going to Sydney, and I'm staying here

The attendant then goes and tells the co-pilot the blonde is in a first class seat with a coach ticket and won't leave

So the co-pilot goes and talks to the woman, and she says, I'm blonde and beautiful going to Sydney and I'm not leaving

Then the co-pilot goes and tells the pilot to have the police waiting in Sydney cause there is a
blonde in a first class seat
with only a coach tiicket and she said I'm
blonde and beautiful and going to Sydney, and she won't go back to coach

So the pilot said the woman is a blonde, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde, I'll go talk to her

The pilot goes and
whispers in the blonde's ear, and she says I'm sorry, gets up and goes back to coach

The Attendant and co-pilot seeing that are stunned and asked the pilot what did he say to the blonde, he said

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I told her first class is not going to Sydney!  hah hah hah
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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Messages In This Thread
Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 09-30-2018, 11:13 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Not Gay - 10-01-2018, 11:32 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Clang McFly - 10-01-2018, 04:49 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 10-02-2018, 03:59 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Duchess - 10-02-2018, 04:48 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Not Gay - 10-02-2018, 05:20 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 10-02-2018, 06:36 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by BigMark - 10-02-2018, 11:49 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Not Gay - 10-03-2018, 01:13 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 04-29-2019, 04:48 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Maggot - 04-30-2019, 07:38 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by BigMark - 04-30-2019, 03:54 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 05-12-2019, 09:40 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Duchess - 05-13-2019, 11:17 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by pyropappy - 06-01-2019, 03:37 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by sally - 06-01-2019, 11:52 PM
RE: Blonde Joke - by BigMark - 06-02-2019, 12:11 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Duchess - 06-02-2019, 04:25 AM
RE: Blonde Joke - by Carsman - 06-03-2019, 11:06 PM