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Obama one liners
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'
new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between
Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between
Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of
the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper
stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
















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Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 12:38 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 12:58 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Carsman - 08-27-2011, 01:35 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2011, 01:36 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 01:37 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:25 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by HairOfTheDog - 08-27-2011, 02:49 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:27 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:31 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:36 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:36 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:37 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:39 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 03:41 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:41 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:58 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:42 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 03:48 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:52 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:43 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:51 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 03:54 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:53 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:54 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 03:55 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 03:57 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:57 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 04:00 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 03:56 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 04:02 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 04:03 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 04:09 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 04:12 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 04:14 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 04:22 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 04:23 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Lady Cop - 08-27-2011, 04:37 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 04:57 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Duchess - 08-27-2011, 05:04 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by IMaDick - 08-27-2011, 05:39 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Cracker - 08-27-2011, 05:29 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Maggot - 08-27-2011, 06:00 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Cynical Ninja - 08-29-2011, 11:18 AM
RE: Obama one liners - by HairOfTheDog - 08-30-2011, 08:26 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by Maggot - 02-15-2018, 10:55 PM
RE: Obama one liners - by quer - 05-14-2018, 05:18 PM