CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[Clang McFly]

I should get a facial. My 3 month college girlfriend gave me one 20 plus years ago. It was wonderful, orgasmic and tingly. don't know why I never did it again. My pores were so open.

(BigMark to make this dirty in 3...2...)

You're going to have so much fun doing stuff like that once you get to enjoy the privacy of having your own home.

I hope so. If I don't slip and fall in the shower. I'm not allowed a suction cup bath mat and I have to use pre-approved cleaners when cleaning it. Also the parking sucks. The few times I was there I had to park a few blocks away. And i have to make sure i move my car  for street cleaning on thursdays between 10am and 2pm. also they mentioned the possibility of lead paint.

OK Clangster,

There are "press on" non slip "tape strips" that you put/press on the stepping area of the tub floor. (can be peeled off when you move)  They work, look for them in stores, or on line.

Hope you didn't sign a long lease. That sucky "parking" is going to be a PIA killer, especially when carrying shopping bags, dry cleaning, etc.. 
And then, having to go "move" your car on Thursdays (especially in the rain & snow) looking for another spot, maybe even further away.

And the  "maybe Lead Paint", fuck um, open the windows if you want, no will be eating the possible lead.

Not a long lease. Only a year. Time will tell if this is my year in Hell. On the upside it has a large walk in closet and lots of cabinet space. And I don't need to go outside for the laundry and trash.