10-19-2013, 12:13 PM
I've had bloody Mary's that were so bad before that I had to send them back, I can't understand how anyone can fuck up tomato juice with vodka. One time I ordered one and it tasted like BBQ sauce, the waitress told me they ran out of mix and made it themselves back in the kitchen and I was the first one to order one. Another time I ordered some restaurants "famous" bloody mary and it wasn't even red, it was pink with little bits of horseradish floating in it, it was fizzy like they put soda water in it and all you could taste was bottled lemon juice. When I told the waitress I couldn't drink it she got all snippy and told me they never had any complaints before. I got pissed and told her to drink one and tell me it doesn't taste like shit.