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(01-18-2017 01:24 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I even asked a veterinarian once and she said penis means a man and no penis means a woman.

I learned that from Kindergarten Cop.

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!"






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01-18-2017 11:41 PM
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My daughter saw my husband coming out of the shower the other day and asked me if I ever saw Daddy's pee pee because it's really weird. I said nope and I don't want to and she said I don't blame you.





01-18-2017 11:46 PM
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(01-18-2017 11:46 PM)sally Wrote:  My daughter saw my husband coming out of the shower the other day and asked me if I ever saw Daddy's pee pee because it's really weird. I said nope and I don't want to and she said I don't blame you.

Yeah they may be gross looking, but its nice to be able to pee quicker and standing up. It's nice not having to sit down, get half undressed and wipe yourself when you pee.






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01-18-2017 11:52 PM
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I just thought it was funny that she asked me if I ever saw it before and then talked about what an eyesore it was. She constantly questions me about life and death and how she got here and so far all I've told her is that aliens brought her to me. That's what I told the other kids, they turned out ok.





01-19-2017 12:00 AM
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(01-19-2017 12:00 AM)sally Wrote:  I just thought it was funny that she asked me if I ever saw it before and then talked about what an eyesore it was. She constantly questions me about life and death and how she got here and so far all I've told her is that aliens brought her to me. That's what I told the other kids, they turned out ok.

hah

Dammit. I wish I had kids I could troll like that. My one nephew is too old to troll now and the other one is autistic.






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01-19-2017 12:04 AM
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She's obsessed with death to the point that her questions mentally exhaust me.

Her: what happens after we die?

Me: I don't know, no one knows.

Her: Why

Me: I don't fucking know

Her: well if you die, I'll never see you again.

Me: We'll always be together in our hearts

Her: that's not good enough, when you turn to bones you'll be in the ground like a dog.

Me: well lets not worry about that, it's not going to happen for a long time.

Her: yeah, but it's going to happen.

Me: Jesus Christ, get the hell away from me, you're depressing the shit out of me.





01-19-2017 12:20 AM
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Fun ^

Edit: even if there's no afterlife, and nobody knows definitively, wouldn't your life be less depressing believing that there is something after this?

Just asking.





01-19-2017 12:26 AM
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No, I'm not brainwashing my kid into the bible and the concept of Jesus Christ as our lord and savior just for simplicity sake. That's the easy way out and something even a child's mind can grasp. In fact they can even come up with the idea themselves without ever being introduced to religion. My daughter already did it. Her version is there is a man in the sky and he's nice, but everything is old fashioned and nasty up there. Apparently God isn't big on cleaning and updating the furniture.





01-19-2017 01:09 AM
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(01-19-2017 01:09 AM)sally Wrote:  Apparently God isn't big on cleaning and updating the furniture.

*looks at living room and kitchen*

I guess that makes me God.

*awaits the smiting and/or eternal damnation*






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01-19-2017 02:32 PM
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God is so senile and outdated HE doesn't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. Chances are you can sneak right past him.





01-19-2017 07:55 PM
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(01-19-2017 07:55 PM)sally Wrote:  God is so senile and outdated HE doesn't even know what the fuck is going on anymore. Chances are you can sneak right past him.

So you're saying I can come in the back door?hah






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