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MAKE A MOCK MATCH
#21
I wonder who likes getting their hair pulled more: User or HotD?

If only I knew...
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#22
(07-04-2013, 12:03 AM)cladking Wrote: I wonder how long it would take Username to figure out what a dickhead I am.

At least a year ago, limestone brain.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#23
The reason you can't work it out for yourself is the same reason why you'll probably never find out.
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#24
(07-04-2013, 12:10 AM)crash Wrote: The reason you can't work it out for yourself is the same reason why you'll probably never find out.

Thanks, Crash.

I think I already know I'm just waiting for her to fess up.
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#25
(07-03-2013, 11:58 PM)username Wrote:
(07-03-2013, 11:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Denied. 111

Tease!

You'd write an essay and beat my ass quoting dead people and old shows and stuff.

Lies; damn lies!

Most of my posts are less than 10 sentences.

I don't see or hear dead people, and rarely do I quote them. Even lyrics are typically reserved for dedicated threads, or messing around with Maggot and Tiki.

And, I don't use old shows to make points; that's pure fiction.

I'm wounded, you've scathed me with your false characterizations. And so, you are doomed...as all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. (ripped from Revelation 21:8)

Maybe a little self-reflection is in order, french fry. Ask yourself these questions:

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(^ 9 sentences; not counting Lucy's words of wisdom - shit, this makes 10!) 72
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#26
(07-03-2013, 04:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If you had to watch and listen to any two Mockers locked in a room together for 4 hours, which match do you think would be the most amusing and why?


This was a difficult choice simply because I had to choose between amusing = laughter or amusing = high IQ interesting and given my goal everyday is to be happy and laugh I had to kick high IQ interesting to the curb. Ta Ta Tiki & Donovan.

I choose Aussie & Maggot for the comedy factor. I'm amused just imagining them together. Is there any kind of rule against booze & weed? I'd like to bring a little something to maybe enhance the experience a little, for instance, a big ol' bottle of Cointreau.
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#27
(07-03-2013, 06:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I can't believe I'm going to say this, and I'll deny it till my dying day if it gets back to him.....I'd sooner be putty in CNs hands than yours.

It did get back to me and don't think it isn't appreciated sweetcheeks.
I do have a certain boyish charm, up until a few years ago I was still occasionally challenged for ID when I was buying alcohol when I was clean shaven.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#28
(07-03-2013, 11:27 PM)username Wrote: ........ I thought........

Your first mistake.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#29
(07-04-2013, 06:41 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-03-2013, 06:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I can't believe I'm going to say this, and I'll deny it till my dying day if it gets back to him.....I'd sooner be putty in CNs hands than yours.

It did get back to me and don't think it isn't appreciated sweetcheeks.
I do have a certain boyish charm, up until a few years ago I was still occasionally challenged for ID when I was buying alcohol when I was clean shaven.

Haha...talking yourself up for being the lesser of two lessers...go you!
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#30
All compliments are accepted and added to the database no matter how shallow they are.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#31
@username: I don't take your rejection personally. No one holds a grudge like a woman who has lost an argument. I'd like to say you'll get over it eventually but every man here knows that doesn't ever happen.

As for topic du jour: I don't think I'd be able to narrow it down. I find each and every person here fascinating enough to hold my attention for at least an hour or two. Some maybe not much more. And two of them in a room together? Pretty sure we'd find something to talk about...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#32
(07-04-2013, 05:55 AM)Duchess Wrote: Is there any kind of rule against booze & weed? I'd like to bring a little something to maybe enhance the experience a little, for instance, a big ol' bottle of Cointreau.

Nope, no rule against leaving some gifts in the secret surveillance room in hopes of enhancing your own amusement.

You've just gotta hope that aussie's up for some screwing of the cork and Maggot's in the mood to flick his bic.

Magic 8 Ball says, "Outlook good"!
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#33
I would like to see Dana in a match with herself...........and lose. hah
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#34
(07-04-2013, 09:03 AM)Donovan Wrote: @username: I don't take your rejection personally. No one holds a grudge like a woman who has lost an argument.

I don't recall losing an argument, Yosemite Sam.
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#35
(07-04-2013, 07:23 AM)thekid65 Wrote:
(07-03-2013, 11:27 PM)username Wrote: ........ I thought........

Your first mistake.

Yeah, we should all be like you and blab first and think later.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#36
(07-04-2013, 09:05 PM)username Wrote:
(07-04-2013, 09:03 AM)Donovan Wrote: @username: I don't take your rejection personally. No one holds a grudge like a woman who has lost an argument.

I don't recall losing an argument, Yosemite Sam.
We could call the NSA they have transcripts of it all I'm sure. Not that it would matter, the only thing women hate worse than losing an argument is actually admitting they lost the argument.
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#37
(07-04-2013, 09:33 PM)Donovan Wrote: Not that it would matter, the only thing women hate worse than losing an argument is actually admitting they lost the argument.

Jesus, have you been taking lessons from MS where you presume to understand/speak for the opposite gender? Or are you just a faggot? Hmmmm.
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#38
(07-04-2013, 10:09 PM)username Wrote: Or are you just a faggot?

He looks like one, a particularly fragrant and flowery one to boot.

He likes to call me his bitch but If he was sharing a jail cell with me there is no doubt who the bitch would be and it wouldn't be me.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#39
(07-04-2013, 10:09 PM)username Wrote:
(07-04-2013, 09:33 PM)Donovan Wrote: Not that it would matter, the only thing women hate worse than losing an argument is actually admitting they lost the argument.

Jesus, have you been taking lessons from MS where you presume to understand/speak for the opposite gender? Or are you just a faggot? Hmmmm.
Here's the big secret: no matter how much they'd like to present themselves as a great mystery, women are simple creatures no harder to read than men. And when told this, they get very angry. Save it for the Neanderthals who fear your ability to spit blood and babies from your nether regions, darling. I've got you sussed.
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#40
(07-05-2013, 02:18 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-04-2013, 10:09 PM)username Wrote: Or are you just a faggot?

He looks like one, a particularly fragrant and flowery one to boot.

He likes to call me his bitch but If he was sharing a jail cell with me there is no doubt who the bitch would be and it wouldn't be me.
Are you flirting with me again, cinnamon? I don't want to fuck you or your abusive, masculine wife. Get past it.
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