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MAKE A MOCK MATCH
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I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.






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07-03-2013 10:59 PM
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(07-03-2013 10:59 PM)username Wrote:  I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.

Let's get it on...

Hit me with your best shot, blondie!

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07-03-2013 11:05 PM
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(07-03-2013 11:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(07-03-2013 10:59 PM)username Wrote:  I'd really like to fuck someone up about now. *Throws hat in ring*. Let's go muther fuckers.

Let's get it on...

Hit me with your best shot, blondie!

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I want to fight with Cracker.


In the past I thought Donovan was witty, intelligent and smart.



















I don't know what the fuck I was thinking then.






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07-03-2013 11:27 PM
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Denied. 111

Tease!





07-03-2013 11:38 PM
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(07-03-2013 11:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Denied. 111

Tease!

You'd write an essay and beat my ass quoting dead people and old shows and stuff. I give already.






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07-03-2013 11:58 PM
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I wonder how long it would take Username to figure out what a dickhead I am.






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07-04-2013 12:03 AM
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I wonder who likes getting their hair pulled more: User or HotD?

If only I knew...





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(07-04-2013 12:03 AM)cladking Wrote:  I wonder how long it would take Username to figure out what a dickhead I am.

At least a year ago, limestone brain.






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07-04-2013 12:08 AM
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The reason you can't work it out for yourself is the same reason why you'll probably never find out.





07-04-2013 12:10 AM
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(07-04-2013 12:10 AM)crash Wrote:  The reason you can't work it out for yourself is the same reason why you'll probably never find out.

Thanks, Crash.

I think I already know I'm just waiting for her to fess up.





07-04-2013 12:12 AM
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(07-03-2013 11:58 PM)username Wrote:  
(07-03-2013 11:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Denied. 111

Tease!

You'd write an essay and beat my ass quoting dead people and old shows and stuff.

Lies; damn lies!

Most of my posts are less than 10 sentences.

I don't see or hear dead people, and rarely do I quote them. Even lyrics are typically reserved for dedicated threads, or messing around with Maggot and Tiki.

And, I don't use old shows to make points; that's pure fiction.

I'm wounded, you've scathed me with your false characterizations. And so, you are doomed...as all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. (ripped from Revelation 21:8)

Maybe a little self-reflection is in order, french fry. Ask yourself these questions:

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(^ 9 sentences; not counting Lucy's words of wisdom - shit, this makes 10!) 72





07-04-2013 12:44 AM
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(07-03-2013 04:19 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  If you had to watch and listen to any two Mockers locked in a room together for 4 hours, which match do you think would be the most amusing and why?


This was a difficult choice simply because I had to choose between amusing = laughter or amusing = high IQ interesting and given my goal everyday is to be happy and laugh I had to kick high IQ interesting to the curb. Ta Ta Tiki & Donovan.

I choose Aussie & Maggot for the comedy factor. I'm amused just imagining them together. Is there any kind of rule against booze & weed? I'd like to bring a little something to maybe enhance the experience a little, for instance, a big ol' bottle of Cointreau.






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(07-03-2013 06:22 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:  I can't believe I'm going to say this, and I'll deny it till my dying day if it gets back to him.....I'd sooner be putty in CNs hands than yours.

It did get back to me and don't think it isn't appreciated sweetcheeks.
I do have a certain boyish charm, up until a few years ago I was still occasionally challenged for ID when I was buying alcohol when I was clean shaven.






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07-04-2013 06:41 AM
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(07-03-2013 11:27 PM)username Wrote:  ........ I thought........

Your first mistake.






Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

07-04-2013 07:23 AM
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