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#61
(07-05-2013, 01:38 PM)Donovan Wrote: I hate to break it to you cinnamon, but in MOST bedrooms the "woman's place" is NOT standing behind you with a saddle, a riding crop and a 'Mister T brand strap on fist-fucker'. The only thing you've ever dominated was a trough full of that awful shit you people call blood pudding. Come to think of it, "blood pudding" is what your wife calls your anus when she's done, right?

You really should strive to keep your sexual fantasies about me and my wife to yourself my little lichtspittle. Your continued and quite frankly rather perturbing obsession with my anus is making everyone here feel a little uncomfortable douchebag. I know you like to pump that processed orange cum cheese whiz into your purty pink mouth while pretending its a dudes yoghurt cannon buts that's your business. Your GF is ready with some bows for your hair, toenail painting and the latest gossip you go girl! Pamper your girly ass!

Now pass the black pudding motherfucker, blood is the food of real men!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#62


Ooooh man -


Black pudding, blood pudding or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled.
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#63
(07-05-2013, 04:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ooooh man -


Black pudding, blood pudding or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled.

its nice.
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#64


I'm sure it's lovely. Nom Nom Nom Smiley_emoticons_shocked

I can't get past the fact it's congealed blood. *heaves*
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#65
(07-05-2013, 05:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm sure it's lovely. Nom Nom Nom Smiley_emoticons_shocked

I can't get past the fact it's congealed blood. *heaves*

So uncongealed blood is ok? Like eating a rare steak.
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#66


Bah. I know carnivores like it.
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#67
(07-05-2013, 05:09 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 04:50 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Ooooh man -


Black pudding, blood pudding or blood sausage is a type of sausage made by cooking blood or dried blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled.

its nice.

Agreed. I had some at my high school reunion as part of an Irish breakfast plate.
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#68
Some Americans eat it as well.

The Cajuns call it boudin.

I don't understand people who go “ewww! Its made of blood!” One minute then tuck into a rare steak oozing blood the next.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#69
I like it fried in a pan but only every year or so.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#70


Mmmmm. Let's fry up some congealed blood!
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#71
(07-05-2013, 04:41 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-05-2013, 01:38 PM)Donovan Wrote: I hate to break it to you cinnamon, but in MOST bedrooms the "woman's place" is NOT standing behind you with a saddle, a riding crop and a 'Mister T brand strap on fist-fucker'. The only thing you've ever dominated was a trough full of that awful shit you people call blood pudding. Come to think of it, "blood pudding" is what your wife calls your anus when she's done, right?

You really should strive to keep your sexual fantasies about me and my wife to yourself my little lichtspittle. Your continued and quite frankly rather perturbing obsession with my anus is making everyone here feel a little uncomfortable douchebag. I know you like to pump that processed orange cum cheese whiz into your purty pink mouth while pretending its a dudes yoghurt cannon buts that's your business. Your GF is ready with some bows for your hair, toenail painting and the latest gossip you go girl! Pamper your girly ass!

Now pass the black pudding motherfucker, blood is the food of real men!
How come you keep recycling all the same old jokes and insults? Is it because new ones are too hard to type on your shitberry phone? You haven't strayed more than a couple feet away from gay lames this entire exchange, people are gonna start talking, cinnamon.

Meanwhile, blood pudding is not "real man" food, it's "Y'know I almost like this dish...if only I could make it taste a little MORE like rotting rat carcass" food. Know why Snowden hasn't revealed any surprises about the US spying on England? Because even to spies, you people are that fucking boring. Nobody cares what English people are getting up to except other English people.
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#72
I'm having a Bloody Mary or two in a couple of hours.

Does that count? Yeah, didn't think so.

Speaking of blood, I think watching/listening to Eat Shit and Die and CN locked in a room together for 4 hours would be bloody interesting... Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#73
You do realise the fact it is congealed doesn't affect its edibility?

Humans have eaten blood as food for centuries.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#74
(07-06-2013, 01:37 PM)Donovan Wrote: How come you keep recycling all the same old jokes and insults?

How come you keep doing exactly the same thing yourself my hypocritical little lichtspittle? With you its the same basic elements rehashed and remixed and posted over and over again like a Boney M song the songs all sound the same even though they have different names.

Oh and men eat blood, pussies eat cheese whiz.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#75
(07-06-2013, 01:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm having a Bloody Mary or two in a couple of hours.

Does that count? Yeah, didn't think so.

Speaking of blood, I think watching/listening to Eat Shit and Die and CN locked in a room together for 4 hours would be bloody interesting... Smiley_emoticons_fies

They already did that, and it went about like this...



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#76
(07-06-2013, 01:52 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(07-06-2013, 01:37 PM)Donovan Wrote: How come you keep recycling all the same old jokes and insults?

How come you keep doing exactly the same thing yourself my hypocritical little lichtspittle? With you its the same basic elements rehashed and remixed and posted over and over again like a Boney M song the songs all sound the same even though they have different names.

Oh and men eat blood, pussies eat cheese whiz.

Do not mock the Boney M. I will fuck you up.
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#77
(07-06-2013, 01:58 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(07-06-2013, 01:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm having a Bloody Mary or two in a couple of hours.

Does that count? Yeah, didn't think so.

Speaking of blood, I think watching/listening to Eat Shit and Die and CN locked in a room together for 4 hours would be bloody interesting... Smiley_emoticons_fies

They already did that, and it went about like this...




Funny clip not seen the YO's in years.
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#78
Hilarious stuff.
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#79


Shitberry *snicker*
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#80
(07-05-2013, 04:21 PM)ramseycat Wrote: What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People.

Stop fucking talking like that already. Asshole.
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