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MAKE A MOCK MATCH
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RE: MAKE A MOCK MATCH

I wonder if Richard Simmons ever changed a ball joint.






You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
10-09-2017 04:15 PM
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If by change you mean pull like taffy with his teeth, then yes.





10-09-2017 04:22 PM
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(10-09-2017 04:22 PM)BigMark Wrote:  If by change you mean pull like taffy with his teeth, then yes.


16 Ugh! I see it in my mind's eye.






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10-09-2017 04:27 PM
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He sounded like a Badger with rabies...

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10-09-2017 04:37 PM
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He had the same reaction when he saw a Vagina for the first time.



























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10-09-2017 04:41 PM
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(10-09-2017 04:06 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  Youtube is the cats ass for a lot of stuff like that.
Thats how i learned how to fish. After sitting out in the middle of the ocean for hours not catching shit i said fuck this and just googled it. Within 10 minutes I was catching tons of red fish and tuna. Caught a marlin too.





10-09-2017 06:07 PM
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I love you for catching shit!





11-29-2017 11:58 AM
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Actually I was lying, the last time I was on a boat with a fishing pole I couldn't even catch fucking seaweed.

I don't think I would like catching a fish anyway, I'd feel bad for it. Let someone else do the dirty work and torture and kill the poor thing. I'll just cook it and eat it afterwards.





11-29-2017 09:20 PM
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We interrupt this broadcast to welcome Mo back and wish Sally a new vacuum cleaner for Christmas.









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11-29-2017 09:42 PM
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I like Cage The Elephant, they kind of remind me of a 60s band. I took my son and his friends to their concert about 7 years ago.








11-29-2017 10:26 PM
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Oh and I love vacuum cleaners.





11-29-2017 10:29 PM
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You suck Sally!





11-29-2017 11:18 PM
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No, that's what the vacuum cleaner's for!





11-30-2017 03:19 AM
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(11-29-2017 11:18 PM)BigMark Wrote:  You suck Sally!

So do you, what's your point?





11-30-2017 10:26 AM
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