GAME OF THRONES

[Cynical Ninja]

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Now see, that's where you are mistaken my genetically fucked up friend. If you would keep up to date and not have wasted your life away on that firmly imprinted spot on your Lazy Boy surrounded by darkness and the comforting glow from your TV or PC screen, you would know that the most brilliant minds actually have a problem remembering small, insignificant details simply for the reason they believe they are .... well, small and insignificant.

Unlike some among the general population who could point out the colour of towel that was used by JR Ewing during a certain episode or the amount of pubic hair sported by Paris Hilton during one of her video sessions, many of the more intelligent ones on our Planet simply wouldn't know because they simply don't give a fuck!

There are more important things to keep our minds busy, such as what shape to shave your pubs into or how the bottom of your balls looks like after sitting on a bucket of water paints.

"Everyday I'm Hodorin' ......."

Being able to follow a complex story with a vast array of characters without any effort is a sign of innate intelligence so its little wonder its something that you so obviously lack brainiac.

If you get confused about the storyline and forget the names and relationships between the characters in any future episodes of Games of Thrones let me know thicko, I'm sure I'll be well equipped to point the pulsating pink brussel sprout you call a brain in the right direction.

I would have recommended two of my favourite books to you and drongo but I won't bother now because we have established both of your intellectual levels and neither measure up to the standard required.