The Death List

[HairOfTheDog]

This week seems to be the week of the ignorant or arrogant. I hate motherfuckers that make me wait. If I'm going to be late or I need to cancel, I go out of my way to let the other party know as early as possible. I would never dream of standing somebody up without notice.

Motherfuckers..

Ima be billing some unworked hours this week..

I would like to know the name of this tardy-to-the-party motherfucker right this minute.

I would like to put him/her on my Mock Death List.

I WOULD LIKE TO DO SO, given your displeasure with the unnamed lagger and his/her murder-justifying rudeness!

However, not even one of the inconsiderate bitches on my original death list has been kind enough to kick the bucket. I'm bound and screwed!

Hi, crash ... I've marked a lot of checks in the last few days. And, I wouldn't make you wait. That's a lie, I would definitely work you up and make you wait, repeatedly (unless you start talking about starfish or bowling balls or such -- then these boots would be made for walkin', and that's just what they'd do)...