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Brining the turkey?
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RE: Brining the turkey?

I know that feeling, it makes me cringe when I read some of the stuff I said.





11-20-2014 09:46 PM
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I don't think the resident commando cunt queen should regret anything she said. A moment in time is priceless.






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11-20-2014 09:57 PM
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I sometimes regret the things that went unsaid.






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11-21-2014 07:13 AM
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RE: Brining the turkey?

Am I brining the Turkey this year? I feel as though I should. It works good but I've learned that 4 hrs is good enough. Are you? Brining? Am I spelling it wrong? Does anyone really care?


Clang will know, or maybe not. Where the hell is that butt munch?






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11-15-2017 09:30 PM
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Clang doesn't brine the turkey unless that's a euphemism for jerking off. He's goes to the Golden Coral for Thanksgiving.





11-15-2017 10:40 PM
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I'm brining the Turkey while I read this thread.





11-15-2017 11:56 PM
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(11-15-2017 10:40 PM)sally Wrote:  Clang doesn't brine the turkey unless that's a euphemism for jerking off. He's goes to the Golden Coral for Thanksgiving.

I only went to Golden Corral one year because my oldest brother and his wife went on a cruise instead of cooking for Thanksgiving.

We're going to my oldest brother's house this Thanksgiving though. No cooking for me.

And I call jerking off "brining the pickle." Or brining the sour pickle if I don't wash it after.hah






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11-16-2017 12:49 AM
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(11-15-2017 11:56 PM)BigMark Wrote:  I'm brining the Turkey while I read this thread.

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11-16-2017 12:49 AM
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(11-15-2017 09:30 PM)Maggot Wrote:  Are you? Brining?


No. I'm given very little to do in the kitchen. Sometimes I chop, dice and peel but usually I'm in charge of setting the table and arranging flowers, pouring drinks, stuff of that nature.






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11-16-2017 06:44 AM
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