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Suspenders have a big job . . . .
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. . . . . as can be seen! hah


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#2


Does she have a 'stache?

I can understand why none of the guys noticed.
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#3
Can they ever really be too big?

Really?
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(12-02-2013, 12:26 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Can they ever really be too big?

Really?

Yeah......They make earthmovers THAT big.
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(12-02-2013, 12:26 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Can they ever really be too big?

Really?

OK, so follow this image through a little bit....
She looks pretty good standing up, nipples just barely covered by the suspenders and all that, well enough..
Now, imagine her laying back on the bed, come hither look in her eyes...
and one tit under one arm and the other tit under the other arm, ya got to haul one in just to play with the fin bits..



SO, Yes, they can be too big.
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(12-02-2013, 08:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(12-02-2013, 12:26 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Can they ever really be too big?

Really?

SO, Yes, they can be too big.

Somehow I'd make do.

Funny story from Norway (circa late 1985):

I don't even remember how I met this young woman (Norwegian). She was probably 21ish and had tits almost like the one in this thread (not quite that big). She was a bigger gal, but not fat.

I honestly don't remember any of the events leading up to the evening she invited me over to her house, i.e., meeting her. I guess she could read the desire in my eyes (or my pants)?

Anyway, I get to her place and before anything happens at all, she says in broken English, there will be no fucking, BUT I'll be able to do anything I want with her tits. Talk about dying and going to heaven.

So, got to have my way, including a couple of loads on her chest, and went merrily on my way.
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#7
They look natural and you get what nature hands you.

I don't think it's unattractive, but it makes my back hurt just looking at them. That's a lot of weight to hoist around.

I do believe that's something that could make me consider elective surgery - I think I'd have to get those puppies reduced.
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(12-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(12-02-2013, 08:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(12-02-2013, 12:26 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Can they ever really be too big?

Really?

SO, Yes, they can be too big.

Somehow I'd make do.

Funny story from Norway (circa late 1985):

I don't even remember how I met this young woman (Norwegian). She was probably 21ish and had tits almost like the one in this thread (not quite that big). She was a bigger gal, but not fat.

I honestly don't remember any of the events leading up to the evening she invited me over to her house, i.e., meeting her. I guess she could read the desire in my eyes (or my pants)?

Anyway, I get to her place and before anything happens at all, she says in broken English, there will be no fucking, BUT I'll be able to do anything I want with her tits. Talk about dying and going to heaven.

So, got to have my way, including a couple of loads on her chest, and went merrily on my way.

Once again another terrific story. It put me in the mood for cocktail wieners and melon.
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(12-02-2013, 10:34 PM)sally Wrote: Once again another terrific story. It put me in the mood for cocktail wieners and melon.

They're surprisingly compatible.
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(12-02-2013, 08:31 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Somehow I'd make do.

Funny story from Norway (circa late 1985):

I don't even remember how I met this young woman (Norwegian). She was probably 21ish and had tits almost like the one in this thread (not quite that big). She was a bigger gal, but not fat.

I honestly don't remember any of the events leading up to the evening she invited me over to her house, i.e., meeting her. I guess she could read the desire in my eyes (or my pants)?

Anyway, I get to her place and before anything happens at all, she says in broken English, there will be no fucking, BUT I'll be able to do anything I want with her tits. Talk about dying and going to heaven.

So, got to have my way, including a couple of loads on her chest, and went merrily on my way.

I think spys “memories” are like the readers wives letters to pornographic magazines, erotic, sexy and 100% untrue fantasy.
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(12-02-2013, 08:15 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: OK, so follow this image through a little bit....
She looks pretty good standing up, nipples just barely covered by the suspenders and all that, well enough..
Now, imagine her laying back on the bed, come hither look in her eyes...
and one tit under one arm and the other tit under the other arm, ya got to haul one in just to play with the fin bits..



SO, Yes, they can be too big.

I just imagine those huge hooters bouncing and wobbling around while fucking her, pretty cool. I'm with Russ Meyer they can never really be too big.
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#12
Just imagine somebody pulling your nipples so hard that you can stuff a basketball into each of them. Then somebody comes, bends you over and makes you watch your huge hooters bounce and wobbling around while fucking you. Pretty cool!
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(12-05-2013, 09:47 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Just imagine somebody pulling your nipples so hard that you can stuff a basketball into each of them. Then somebody comes, bends you over and makes you watch your huge hooters bounce and wobbling around while fucking you. Pretty cool!

I can see the cool in that, Mo. Still, I feel a bit badly for that woman (outside of sexual situations).

As a medium framed woman like the one in the OP, I imagine what it must be like for her back and shoulders to be hauling around like 30 pounds on her chest, every damned minute of every damned day.

Trying to walk up hills quickly without blackening her own eyes, challenging. Trampolines, forget about it. Push-ups, painful. Hunch-backed by aged 60, highly likely.

I know, I know. All that practical shit is no fun!

Sorry...back to good times. I like suspenders. They're definitely fun sometimes...even when the job isn't quite so big...

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(12-05-2013, 09:47 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Just imagine somebody pulling your nipples so hard that you can stuff a basketball into each of them. Then somebody comes, bends you over and makes you watch your huge hooters bounce and wobbling around while fucking you. Pretty cool!

I like to imagine having man boobs and a very large stomach that laps over my privates and rests on a big titty, bitch's ass. Pretty cool!
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#15
The ass shelf.

Not necessarily pretty, but highly fuctional.

Repurposing in motion...
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#16
BTW, nice selfie upthread HotD.

Didn't think you'd have the balls to post it.

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#17
I've noticed a very subtle pattern with you, MS.

Your brain becomes a pile of mush whenever there are breasts in the vicinity.

As shocking as that may be to some, careful observation and analysis of your posts over a 2-year-period proves it beyond reasonable doubt.


I have a hunch that in a breast-free environment, you'd realize that a photo of a subject from a distance with both hands visible (and neither holding a camera) wouldn't qualify as a "selfie", houng dog.
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(12-06-2013, 11:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(12-05-2013, 09:47 AM)Mohammed Wrote: Just imagine somebody pulling your nipples so hard that you can stuff a basketball into each of them. Then somebody comes, bends you over and makes you watch your huge hooters bounce and wobbling around while fucking you. Pretty cool!

I can see the cool in that, Mo. Still, I feel a bit badly for that woman (outside of sexual situations).

As a medium framed woman like the one in the OP, I imagine what it must be like for her back and shoulders to be hauling around like 30 pounds on her chest, every damned minute of every damned day.

Trying to walk up hills quickly without blackening her own eyes, challenging. Trampolines, forget about it. Push-ups, painful. Hunch-backed by aged 60, highly likely.

I know, I know. All that practical shit is no fun!

Sorry...back to good times. I like suspenders. They're definitely fun sometimes...even when the job isn't quite so big...

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I like your suspenders better.
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Some things just need to be revisited.

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#20
What, where's the Earth Movers?hah
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