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Chinese chicken thawing technique.
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Chinese chicken thawing technique.

yum-yum

The Florida Department of Business and Professional Investigation were sent out again, the restaurant received another violation for improper thawing, but the chicken apparently had been served.






12-09-2013 02:27 PM
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*hurls*






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RE: Chinese chicken thawing technique.

The last thing you should ever order at a Chinese restaurant is chicken. Stick to crab Rangoon, spring rolls, and vegetable egg foo young.





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RE: Chinese chicken thawing technique.

There was an Indian takeaway near me where it was discoverd a few years ago there was more than “cream” in the korma sauce.
























Yes, it was man jizz! Or as Clang described it “finger licking good!”






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RE: Chinese chicken thawing technique.

I agree as long its your own brand man jizz.






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Fucking hell.






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(12-10-2013 05:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I agree as long its your own brand man jizz.

So when your food stamps run out and there's no peanut butter left you have a wank and treat yourself to a jizz sandwich?

Innovative.

The chef at the Indian takeaway misunderstood when the owner said he should put more of “himself” in every korma dish.

The takeaway in question was closed and there were numerous prosecutions but a few years ago the restaurant reopened....with the same name! It seems they want to cash in on their spunky reputation.






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12-11-2013 12:51 PM
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(12-11-2013 12:51 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  
(12-10-2013 05:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  I agree as long its your own brand man jizz.

So when your food stamps run out and there's no peanut butter left you have a wank and treat yourself to a jizz sandwich?
No. I have a wank and eat my jizz even when I still have peanut butter. Sometimes I combine them. A peanut butter and man jelly sandwich is delicious. Also how could I run out of peanut butter? I get it from the food pantry as well as food stamps.






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WTF?





12-11-2013 02:42 PM
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(12-11-2013 01:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Also how could I run out of peanut butter?

With the rate I imagine you get through it quite easily fatty.






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(12-11-2013 02:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  WTF?

I'm sure you've got a joke about eating man jizz you found in a Christmas cracker in 1968.






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(12-11-2013 03:08 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  
(12-11-2013 01:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:  Also how could I run out of peanut butter?

With the rate I imagine you get through it quite easily fatty.
actually my even fatter bigger tittied brother usually eats up the PB before I get to it.






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I think I will take the chicken thawing in the alleyway.






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