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crazy North Korean motherfucker
#1
So the nutter currently in charge of North Korea had his uncle and his cronies shit and killed right?

Wrong! Apparently they were tossed in a cage and eaten alive by 120 starving German Shepherd dogs!

Nice guy huh?

This is just rumoured at the moment the story has a Chinese source so.....hmmmmm.

Truth or bullshit? I'll let you decide.
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#2
Sounds like something this guy would do.

There's probably video of it somewhere.
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(01-08-2014, 05:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: There's probably video of it somewhere.

Esad is properly wanking over it as we speak.

Lol.

I've always thought esad only posts his gross pics after he's wanked over them whilst clucking like a chicken with a carrot up his arse.
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I didn't find it difficult to believe when I first read it several days ago but as time has passed I've become a little skeptical. However, I do believe that nutfuck is capable of it. Creepy little bastard.
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#5
I can see him getting his people together to witness a dog show. The only way to kill him would be from a person on the inside so he was just letting them know who had the keys to the kennel. But guys like that dont last long.
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(01-08-2014, 05:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: But guys like that dont last long.

Yeah his dad was a decades long flash in the pan.
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(01-08-2014, 05:06 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: So the nutter currently in charge of North Korea had his uncle and his cronies shit and killed right?

Wrong! Apparently they were tossed in a cage and eaten alive by 120 starving German Shepherd dogs!

Nice guy huh?

This is just rumoured at the moment the story has a Chinese source so.....hmmmmm.

Truth or bullshit? I'll let you decide.

I call bullshit on this one.

Dead uncle Thaek was in charge of economic reforms that were reported to mirror China's blueprint; he was a liaison with some key Chinese economic leaders. I'd bet China's confidence in North Korean investment was hampered by the execution of Thaek.

I think Thaek was probably mercilessly shot in the head and discarded swiftly.
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#8
China has a wall between them and N.Korea A border fence.
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#9
(01-08-2014, 06:07 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-08-2014, 05:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: But guys like that dont last long.

Yeah his dad was a decades long flash in the pan.

I don't believe his Dad killed as many of the inner circle that his son is implementing.
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#10
Well, Lil Kim can't be too bad, right?

I mean, Dennis loves his friend Kim. That's what he reiterated to media again today, after leading a crowded stadium in singing Happy Birthday to the little dictator. Sweet.

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What a happy day all the way around. North Korea's basketball team beat Rodman's team of ex-NBAers (hey, that's what the North Korean state media reported).

Rodman also implied to CNN that US prisoner Kenneth Bae (a Christian who was leading tours in the country) did something to deserve Kim sending him to a detention camp in North Korea. Bae was sentenced to 15 years for attempting to "topple North Korea's government through religious activities". Bae's family would like to ring Rodman's neck.

IDK. Jesse Ventura as governor of Minnesota was strainge. Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor of California was weird. Dennis Rodman as a sort of unofficial self-appointed international ambassador to North Korea is just effin' surreal.

It's a mad mad world...
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#11
HotD, you'll appreciate this one.

I was in Newport Beach, CA 4th of July 2006. My wife and I were walking to the beach and crossing one of the main streets.

There, in the crosswalk, with about 6 smoking hot 2223 year old white chicks was Dennis Rodman. I remember thinking, WTF? is this guy doing in SoCal? And what is he doing with young women 25 years younger than him?

Odd celebrity sighting.
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#12
On a related note, it'd be kinda funny to see The Beloved Leader feed Dennis to a pack of German Shepherds AND televise it.
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(01-09-2014, 02:08 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HotD, you'll appreciate this one.

I was in Newport Beach, CA 4th of July 2006. My wife and I were walking to the beach and crossing one of the main streets.

There, in the crosswalk, with about 6 smoking hot 2223 year old white chicks was Dennis Rodman. I remember thinking, WTF? is this guy doing in SoCal? And what is he doing with young women 25 years younger than him?

Odd celebrity sighting.

It was probably just a pit-stop on his way to the real paradise of hot women and the good life. Iowa, of course.
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(01-09-2014, 02:25 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(01-09-2014, 02:08 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HotD, you'll appreciate this one.

I was in Newport Beach, CA 4th of July 2006. My wife and I were walking to the beach and crossing one of the main streets.

There, in the crosswalk, with about 6 smoking hot 2223 year old white chicks was Dennis Rodman. I remember thinking, WTF? is this guy doing in SoCal? And what is he doing with young women 25 years younger than him?

Odd celebrity sighting.

It was probably just a pit-stop on his way to the real paradise of hot women and the good life. Iowa, of course.

So Dennis AND F.U. are both hanging their hats in the Hawkeye state?

There can't be nearly enough women to go around.
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(01-09-2014, 02:08 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: And what is he doing with young women 25 years younger than him?

I thought you would respect him for that?

In another thread you commented that you got a compliment from a hairdresser and the fact she was 15 years younger than you made her extra “hot” did you not?
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(01-09-2014, 07:07 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-09-2014, 02:08 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: And what is he doing with young women 25 years younger than him?

I thought you would respect him for that?

In another thread you commented that you got a compliment from a hairdresser and the fact she was 15 years younger than you made her extra “hot” did you not?

I'm sure he was paying to be in the position he was in, but, generally speaking, yes, impressive.
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#17
I doubt Rodman was paying to be in that position, MS - anymore than you were paying for the attention of all those large-breasted European babes that couldn't resist your overwhelming charisma and sex appeal. He's no MS, but Rodman is a colorful famous tight-bodied hard-partying celebrity.

That's all it takes for some young women who are hungry for the spotlight or wild times.

Personally, I think Rodman is not right in the head and probably still a substance abuser. He's generally amusing to me, but has no place in international relations, though it's of course his prerogative to befriend whomever he sees fit and express himself freely.

And, I still think the German Shepherd story is bullshit.
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#18
When I say 'paid' in Rodmans case, I don't mean he said "here's $1K for you, $1K for you, etc.

I'm simply implying that he most likely rented the house on the beach, supplied the drugs and booze and found someone who knew some young women who'd willingly sign up for that program.

In my world that's another way of paying for it, but doesn't sound as bad.

I'm not being critical either. People with power and money have been doing that since power and money have existed.

And, I was cutting my teeth in Norway, starting to hone my craft.

It wasnt one young big-breasted babe after another. There was plenty of trial and error (with a lot more error).
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(01-09-2014, 10:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Rodman is a colorful famous tight-bodied hard-partying celebrity.

Plus he's probably hung like a horny bull elephant.

I liked the fact the North Korean team beat the NBA veterans in the match.

Yeah of course they did! Rodman and the veterans will have been told “lose this match or lose your freedom roundeyes!”
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#20
Fascinating, MS; not only your insight into celebrity lifestyles and mindsets, but also the story of your evolution from handsome young piercing-blue-eyed serviceman in Norway to the worldly karaoke-crooning ladies man that you are today. 27

And, I still think the German Shepherd story is bullshit.
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