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crazy North Korean motherfucker
#21
(01-09-2014, 11:08 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When I say 'paid' in Rodmans case, I don't mean he said "here's $1K for you, $1K for you, etc.

I'm simply implying that he most likely rented the house on the beach, supplied the drugs and booze and found someone who knew some young women who'd willingly sign up for that program.

In my world that's another way of paying for it, but doesn't sound as bad.

I'm not being critical either. People with power and money have been doing that since power and money have existed.

And, I was cutting my teeth in Norway, starting to hone my craft.

It wasnt one young big-breasted babe after another. There was plenty of trial and error (with a lot more error).

I think I speak for us all when I say, we'd like to hear more about some of the “error” in the pursuit of bringing balance to the force my young padawan.
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#22
(01-09-2014, 11:15 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And, I still think the German Shepherd story is bullshit.

Yes, I think we all picked up on this point the first nine times you said it.

Probably Chinese spin to make the chubby little guy look even more unhinged.
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#23
(01-09-2014, 11:20 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I think I speak for us all when I say, we'd like to hear more about some of the “error” in the pursuit of bringing balance to the force my young padawan.

Careful there, CN. MS is rubbing off on you (well, you know what I mean).

But, yeah, 'Tips and Tricks: True Stories of a Major Playa in the Making" by Midwest Spy - it could be an interesting read.

Lay it on us, MS.
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#24
(01-09-2014, 02:10 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: On a related note, it'd be kinda funny to see The Beloved Leader feed Dennis to a pack of German Shepherds AND televise it.

It would be cool to see Rodman pulling Kim along in a Rickshaw with a bucket of KFC held just out of his reach while kim tasers his ass with a cattle prod.

“You go faster nig nog man with crazy hair!”

Or maybe that's just “razy lacism”.
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#25
I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?
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#26
(01-09-2014, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Careful there, CN. MS is rubbing off on you

Not while I still have my strength he won't no.
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#27
(01-09-2014, 11:28 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-09-2014, 11:15 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: And, I still think the German Shepherd story is bullshit.

Yes, I think we all picked up on this point the first nine times you said it.

Probably Chinese spin to make the chubby little guy look even more unhinged.

You're quick, CN.

I seriously doubt that anyone had to contemplate whether the "feed him to the dogs!" satire was fact or fiction.

But, back to MS's sexual prowess...
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#28
(01-09-2014, 11:37 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?

I'm sure while his people starve Kim still paid the NBA vets with suitcases full of $1000 bills.
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#29
(01-09-2014, 11:37 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?

It's a "basketball diplomacy" program.

They're not in any danger of detention under the glare of the global spotlight, and they'd need serious psychological counseling if they weren't already aware of Rodman's ways before they signed up.

And, I still believe the German Shepherd story is bullshit. hah
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#30
(01-09-2014, 11:38 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: But, back to MS's sexual prowess...

A story like this would certainly need to be broken down into chapters (like any great novel).

I'll need some time, but suffice it to say, my best days are now behind me.
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#31
(01-09-2014, 11:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(01-09-2014, 11:37 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?

It's a "basketball diplomacy" program.

They're not in any danger of detention under the glare of the global spotlight, and they'd need serious psychological counseling if they weren't already aware of Rodman's ways before they signed up.

And, I still believe the German Shepherd story is bullshit. hah

It anyone recalls, I'm the guy who has always advocated a policy of feeding criminals to wild animals.

So, I certainly WANT to believe the German shepherd story.
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#32
You're a tease, MS.

Can you at least share the titles that you're contemplating and what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

Waiting with bated breath.
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#33
(01-09-2014, 11:49 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It anyone recalls, I'm the guy who has always advocated a policy of feeding criminals to wild animals.

So, I certainly WANT to believe the German shepherd story.

Was Kims uncle a criminal? What were his crimes?















I also believe the German Shepherd story was probably bullshit.
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#34
(01-09-2014, 11:50 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

MS tucked up in bed clutching his teddy bear with a suspicious but familiar looking wet stain emanating from his crotch area.

And the punchline to every chapter would be “...and then I woke up in a puddle of my own man jizz!”
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#35
(01-09-2014, 11:50 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You're a tease, MS.

Can you at least share the titles that you're contemplating and what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

Waiting with bated breath.

I do sort of 'owe' this to you. At least some kind of effort.

Remember when I politely asked for more pics of you awhile back and you kindly provided them?

Title? Hmmm... It'll have to be more than "Young Stud Gets laid the World Over.". I like "War And A Piece Of Ass". (tying in military service).

I really came into my own when I returned stateside in the fall of 1987. Stationed in Ft Worth, TX. That'll be where the good stuff gets even better.

Ended up in Panama a couple of years later and that's where I developed my love of sexy Latinas.

Then I got married.

Between marriages the story picks back up, and now I'm putting all of life's lessons to use. It wasn't really even fair to women. Had ladies from 23-43 interested in me. There are plenty of details (yes THOSE boring stories), but you'll have to wait until the book comes out.

And, HotD, feel free to post some more pics from AZ. (they don't have to be tasteful either).
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#36
(01-09-2014, 12:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Remember when I politely asked for more pics of you awhile back and you kindly provided them?

Oh really?

The plot thickens.

A crazy lady here used to send me pics of her lady lumps asking for my opinion. I didn't request them but I didn't mind giving her a bullet review of the images in question.

Ahem.
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#37
Stop humoring MS, CN.

Nobody with a single functioning brain cell believes that I privately sent MS photos.







(I only sent those to The Kid Love3 ).
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#38
I don't believe the German Shepherds did anything ......it was Chihuahuas. Thousands of them, nipping and biting and barking.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#39
(01-09-2014, 12:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: A crazy lady here used to send me pics of her lady lumps asking for my opinion.


That is so wild to read. Seriously, because it means whoever it was it was someone I knew. Jeez.
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#40
(01-09-2014, 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote: That is so wild to read. Seriously, because it means whoever it was it was someone I knew. Jeez.

I'll PM you about it.

Lol.
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