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(01-09-2014 11:37 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?

It's a "basketball diplomacy" program.

They're not in any danger of detention under the glare of the global spotlight, and they'd need serious psychological counseling if they weren't already aware of Rodman's ways before they signed up.

And, I still believe the German Shepherd story is bullshit. hah





01-09-2014 11:42 AM
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(01-09-2014 11:38 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  But, back to MS's sexual prowess...

A story like this would certainly need to be broken down into chapters (like any great novel).

I'll need some time, but suffice it to say, my best days are now behind me.





01-09-2014 11:45 AM
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(01-09-2014 11:42 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(01-09-2014 11:37 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  I'm sure the other NBA guys can't believe they followed crazy-ass Dennis Rodman to North Korea.

Wonder if any of them worry about being able to leave?

It's a "basketball diplomacy" program.

They're not in any danger of detention under the glare of the global spotlight, and they'd need serious psychological counseling if they weren't already aware of Rodman's ways before they signed up.

And, I still believe the German Shepherd story is bullshit. hah

It anyone recalls, I'm the guy who has always advocated a policy of feeding criminals to wild animals.

So, I certainly WANT to believe the German shepherd story.





01-09-2014 11:49 AM
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You're a tease, MS.

Can you at least share the titles that you're contemplating and what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

Waiting with bated breath.





01-09-2014 11:50 AM
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(01-09-2014 11:49 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  It anyone recalls, I'm the guy who has always advocated a policy of feeding criminals to wild animals.

So, I certainly WANT to believe the German shepherd story.

Was Kims uncle a criminal? What were his crimes?















I also believe the German Shepherd story was probably bullshit.






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01-09-2014 11:56 AM
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(01-09-2014 11:50 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

MS tucked up in bed clutching his teddy bear with a suspicious but familiar looking wet stain emanating from his crotch area.

And the punchline to every chapter would be “...and then I woke up in a puddle of my own man jizz!”






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(01-09-2014 11:50 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  You're a tease, MS.

Can you at least share the titles that you're contemplating and what the cover would look like were your novel to be mass-marketed?

Waiting with bated breath.

I do sort of 'owe' this to you. At least some kind of effort.

Remember when I politely asked for more pics of you awhile back and you kindly provided them?

Title? Hmmm... It'll have to be more than "Young Stud Gets laid the World Over.". I like "War And A Piece Of Ass". (tying in military service).

I really came into my own when I returned stateside in the fall of 1987. Stationed in Ft Worth, TX. That'll be where the good stuff gets even better.

Ended up in Panama a couple of years later and that's where I developed my love of sexy Latinas.

Then I got married.

Between marriages the story picks back up, and now I'm putting all of life's lessons to use. It wasn't really even fair to women. Had ladies from 23-43 interested in me. There are plenty of details (yes THOSE boring stories), but you'll have to wait until the book comes out.

And, HotD, feel free to post some more pics from AZ. (they don't have to be tasteful either).





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(01-09-2014 12:08 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Remember when I politely asked for more pics of you awhile back and you kindly provided them?

Oh really?

The plot thickens.

A crazy lady here used to send me pics of her lady lumps asking for my opinion. I didn't request them but I didn't mind giving her a bullet review of the images in question.

Ahem.






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01-09-2014 12:27 PM
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Stop humoring MS, CN.

Nobody with a single functioning brain cell believes that I privately sent MS photos.







(I only sent those to The Kid Love3 ).





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I don't believe the German Shepherds did anything ......it was Chihuahuas. Thousands of them, nipping and biting and barking.






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(01-09-2014 12:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:  A crazy lady here used to send me pics of her lady lumps asking for my opinion.


That is so wild to read. Seriously, because it means whoever it was it was someone I knew. Jeez.






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(01-09-2014 01:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:  That is so wild to read. Seriously, because it means whoever it was it was someone I knew. Jeez.

I'll PM you about it.

Lol.






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(01-09-2014 12:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I don't believe the German Shepherds did anything ......it was Chihuahuas. Thousands of them, nipping and biting and barking.

Your cruelty is inventive.






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(01-09-2014 12:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Stop humoring MS, CN.

Nobody with a single functioning brain cell believes that I privately sent MS photos.

You mean he lied?

Say it ain't so spy.






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