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THE PERVERT THREAD
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THE PERVERT THREAD

Don't get excited, MS, it's not a tribute thread for you. Awink

It's a spot for "perverts in the news".

SAY CHEESE

The "Swiss Cheese Pervert" who allegedly terrorized residents of Mayfair, Penn. with cheese-themed sexual requests earlier this month, has been apprehended, police say. (HOTD: "terrorized", haha - a little dramatic license there.)

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Christopher Pagano (pictured above), 41, was collared Thursday, suspected of driving around Mayfair and the surrounding area, exposing himself to various women and offering them money "to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates."

Police say Chris Pagano was taken into custody by officers with Philadelphia’s Special Victims Unit at his home in Norristown.

Pagano denied the allegations, stating, "I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sometimes people confuse me with someone else."

Police sources tell the station Pagano is expected to face charges of indecent exposure, stalking and harassment.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/16...od&ir=Food
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/suspected-sw...nsylvania/





01-17-2014 10:13 AM
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(01-17-2014 10:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Don't get excited, MS, it's not a tribute thread for you. Awink


hah I thought it was!






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01-17-2014 10:17 AM
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I wonder if it was imported or domestic.






01-17-2014 10:58 AM
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(01-17-2014 10:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 10:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Don't get excited, MS, it's not a tribute thread for you. Awink


hah I thought it was!

The thing is, in real life women see me as a smart, funny guy, who happens to be cute too.

I've known this woman for a few months now. She just turned 41 and has a killer body.

I probably shouldn't have made a comment about her breasts, but I did. I also didn't haphazardly do it as far as wondering about HR implications. I've always been nice (professional) to her and she quite frankly has had no problem being around me.

Bottom line: I was wondering what would happen if I talked about her breasts and I got my answer.

Now, I kind of want it forgotten and move on.





01-17-2014 11:05 AM
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(01-17-2014 10:58 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I wonder if it was imported or domestic.

Can't tell from the coverage; there are some holes in it.





01-17-2014 11:19 AM
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(01-17-2014 11:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Now, I kind of want it forgotten and move on.

I think you're on the right track to achieving that goal by bragging about it and then continuing to expand on the story in order to rationalize what went down.

But, hey, what's an irresistible stud like you gonna do, right?





01-17-2014 11:37 AM
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I think her boldness may have scared the stuffin' out of him. 39






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01-17-2014 11:44 AM
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(01-17-2014 11:37 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 11:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Now, I kind of want it forgotten and move on.

I think you're on the right track to achieving that goal by bragging about it and then continuing to expand on the story in order to rationalize what went down.

But, hey, what's an irresistible stud like you gonna do, right?

I've talked here about it, but it's not something I'm bringing up at work.

Irresistible stud?

I like that.





01-17-2014 11:46 AM
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(01-17-2014 11:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

I think her boldness may have scared the stuffin' out of him. 39

You're right.

A little complimentary banter turned into 'here's my tits'.

I don't really want to know what the next step is.

I'm keeping my distance.





01-17-2014 11:50 AM
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(01-17-2014 11:46 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  I've talked here about it, but it's not something I'm bringing up at work.

Irresistible stud?

I like that.

I see.

You want her to forget about it, while you revel in what happened with her at work here at Mock.

It makes MS-sense, you big stud.





01-17-2014 12:13 PM
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(01-17-2014 12:13 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 11:46 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  I've talked here about it, but it's not something I'm bringing up at work.

Irresistible stud?

I like that.

I see.

You want her to forget about it, while you revel in what happened with her at work here at Mock.

It makes MS-sense, you big stud.

Who has a nude selfie of themselves handy like that anyway?

Someone that does a little sexting I'm guessing.

I'm outta my league and yes, I'd like her to forget it happened.





01-17-2014 01:07 PM
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(01-17-2014 01:07 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  I'm outta my league and yes, I'd like her to forget it happened.


It's kinda funny to see you uncomfortable where boobies are concerned. 113






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Matter of fact, I think you should spill the beans to your wife. She knows how you can be in regards to hooters so just tell her you made a wisecrack and this bitch whipped out her phone and put her luscious breasts right in your face.






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A LITTLE SMOKE...A LITTLE STROKE...

Embarrassing new details have emerged about New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr.’s Nov. 19 arrest for synthetic marijuana possession in East Hanover, N.J.

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On the night of the arrest, a witness recalls seeing Winslow, 30, masturbating in his car with his window open outside of a local Target store, as reported by the Newark Star-Ledger.

“As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was,” the police report said, according to the Star-Ledger. “As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males (sic) erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. (The woman) provided a written statement regarding her account.”

Winslow pleaded guilty last week to possession of a controlled dangerous substance. The tight end did not, however, face any lewdness charges.

The Jets released a statement on Jan. 9: “We are aware of the situation. This is a pending legal matter and we will have no further comment.”

The police report stated Winslow was wearing clothes but was “slouched in his seat and moving around” and had “two open containers of Vaseline on his center console” when officers got to the scene, according to the Star-Ledger. He explained to police he was trying to find a Boston Market restaurant, the paper reported.

After Winslow consented to a search of his vehicle, the Star-Ledger reported officers finding containers of synthetic marijuana labeled “Funky Monkey” and “Mr. Happy.” Smiley_emoticons_smile

Winslow served a four-game suspension for violating the NFL’s performance-enhancing drug policy earlier in the season. He will be an unrestricted free agent this off-season.

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