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THE PERVERT THREAD
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(01-17-2014 10:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:  
(01-17-2014 10:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Don't get excited, MS, it's not a tribute thread for you. Awink


hah I thought it was!

I thought it was just going to be a copy of midwests memoirs.






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01-17-2014 04:51 PM
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(01-17-2014 11:46 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  Irresistible stud?

I like that.

Yes of course you do, she's buttering your muffin just like the “hawt” hairdresser you mentioned.

And stud? I've seen bigger studs on the soles of soccer boots.

From now on I'm going to refer to you as Zoolander.






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01-17-2014 04:55 PM
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Happy Valentines Day! Ummm...I only cheated on you with that bitch once!

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A Staffordshire Bull Terrier (not the same one who was the victim in this case)

A girl was looking through her 19-year-old boyfriend's old phone for some photos when she spotted the sick footage of him having full intercourse with her dog. (HOTD: damn, that would be one weird surprise finding.)

She gave police the phone video and her boyfriend, Wayne Bryson, was arrested the same day. In interview, he was unable to given any reason for his actions but told officers he only had sex with the animal once.

On Wednesday, Bryson appeared at Skegness Magistrates Court where he admitted having sex with the dog and another charge of possessing 315 grammes of cannabis. Magistrates granted Bryson, from Louth, Lincs., bail on the condition he is never alone with any animal until his sentencing on March 5.

The maximum sentence for the offence is two years imprisonment.





02-15-2014 05:11 PM
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(01-17-2014 11:05 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  in real life women see me as a smart, funny guy, who happens to be cute too.

Yes well, we only have your word for that now don't we. People might perceive you completely differently and you don't even realise it. I try and keep it real here in Mock, that way people can rely on me in what I am saying is true.





02-15-2014 09:20 PM
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I bet, in real life, that girl saw that guy that fucked that dog as smart, funny and cute too...right up until she found the pictures





02-15-2014 09:44 PM
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Wretched man. Jesus Christ.






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Every time I think the world can't shock the shit out of me anymore, it comes back with a big Fuck you! cop this.. but why fuck a dog? I mean the guy had a girlfriend, it's not like he was sexually starved, you would assume..

The other day, a guy over here beat his son to death with a cricket bat, at training, in front of a bunch of other kids. His own fucking 12 year old son. I just can't fathom that..





02-15-2014 09:59 PM
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Holy crap. That's some fucked up shit right there. Those kids are going to be traumatized for life.






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02-15-2014 11:07 PM
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(02-15-2014 05:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  [Image: n-STAFFORDSHIRE-BULL-TERRIER-large.jpg]
A Staffordshire Bull Terrier (not the same one who was the victim in this case)

Bitch was asking for it...

JK, that is Most fucked up...Hang his ass, how the hell do you propose to rehab a sic fuk like that?





02-15-2014 11:35 PM
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(02-15-2014 11:35 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:  
(02-15-2014 05:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  [Image: n-STAFFORDSHIRE-BULL-TERRIER-large.jpg]
A Staffordshire Bull Terrier (not the same one who was the victim in this case)

Bitch was asking for it...

hah Hey, not her fault!!! She was probably in heat, asshole.





02-16-2014 12:15 AM
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(02-15-2014 09:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:  Wretched man. Jesus Christ.

I can't unread that! So sick.





02-16-2014 12:53 AM
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People do all kinds of sick, depraved things to animals. I want them all to die.






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People who do that stuff bring a curse on themselves. It's in the Bible.





02-16-2014 07:30 AM
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