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THE PERVERT THREAD
#41
(02-17-2014, 06:30 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Just because you don't believe in it doesn't mean that shit isn't real.

Just because you believe its real doesn't make it real either.

I believe blue candy dragons live on the sun, prove me wrong.

Tis rhubarb.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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#42
You are right, I may be wrong. The thing is, where people are 100% right, and it's my way or the highway, in any belief system comes a degree of arrogance. And with that arrogance comes a degree of intolerance. I like to think I am a tolerant person who is always open to learning and growing. I don't think I have all the answers.
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#43
Exhibitionist and Worse...

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Police in Tampa, Fla., were flagged down by a group of residents who were appalled by a neighbor they allegedly saw in a sex act with a pit bull in his yard.

The neighbors told the cops on Wednesday that Bernard Marsonek, 57, ignored repeated requests to stop the alleged mistreatment of the canine.

By the time officers arrived at his home, Marsonek was inside. During a search of his home, police found a gun and ammunition, which resulted in additional charges because Marsonek had previous unidentified felony convictions. Officials from Hillsborough County Animal Services took custody of eight pit bulls that were found in Marsonek's home during the initial search.

Marsonek was arrested on felony charges of aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possession of a firearm, as well a single count of sexual activity involving animals, a misdemeanor.

He was released Wednesday on a $17,500 bond while the allegations are investigated further.


Ref:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/05..._ref=crime
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#44


Holy fuck. Look at that freak!

Poor dogs :(
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#45
Looks like he could well have been on the vinegar stroke when this pic was taken of him.
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#46
Horse Play

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^ That's Arizona transvestite Donald Waelde.

She really wanted to have oral sex with a male horse.

So, naturally, she posted an ad in search of a horse owner who could help her fulfill her desires on Craigslist. The ad read: "I want to play with a horse. Simple as that. If you have a horse and I can have access to it....I will do something in return."

The ad was seen by a horse enthusiast who reported it to the police. Police went undercover and responded to Waelde's solicitation; bringing along to the sting a horse from the mounted posse unit.

Waelde was arrested for conspiracy to commit bestiality. Bestiality was made a crime in Arizona in 2006.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said Waelde's arrest was the fourth case since 2011, where an alleged animal sex abuser was caught on Craigslist.

"Cases like these are tough to talk about, but we will always go after those who commit sex acts with animals," Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio told KTAR-TV.

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/loca...t/8136639/
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#47


Goddamn! Freaking freak! Leave the horses alone you fuckers. Ugh.

Horses don't need them anyway, they know how to beat off.
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#48
They do?
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#49
(04-26-2014, 12:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote: They do?


hah

I thought the same thing.
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#50


Yeah, they do. They get a boner & make it hit their tummy in a constant, quick motion.
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#51
You could have stopped at yea, they do.
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#52


The "yeah they do" had already been established when I made my statement.
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#53
Sigh.
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#54


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#55
DERP PERV

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James Lee Pierce was convicted of raping and sodomizing a 3-year-old child. He did 5 years and got 15 years probation.

Pierce violated his probation and was ordered to wear an ankle monitor at all times, but Georgia law allows offenders with monitors to travel out of state, which Pierce did.

You see, he'd been creeping internet forums and chatting up young girls under the age of 15. He found one who lived in Colorado who wasn't freaked out by the naked photos he sent her, the explicit descriptions of what he wanted to do with his 5 12 inches, and the huge difference in their ages. So, he jumped a Greyhound bus and off he went to meet his chat partner in Colorado -- after taking a testosterone booster. Asshole.

Waiting anxiously for the pervert was his chat partner, who turned out to be...
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...^ 35 year police veteran Mike Harris from the Crimes Against Children unit.

Pierce was taken into custody immediately on suspicion of Internet luring of a child, Internet sexual exploitation of a child and attempted sexual assault on a child. He is being held on a $20,000 bond.

FULL STORY: http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/201...lorado.php
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#56
ALL FOR BUNS, AND BUNS FOR ALL...

I don't think this is perverted; it made me smile.

But, since the offender in this case committed his crimes wearing only briefs, I'm sticking it in this thread for lack of a better home.

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David Bastar ^ hopped into the Grimaldi's Home of Bread truck on Manhattan's Upper East Side early Monday while the real driver was making a delivery at a pizzeria, according to police.

Reportedly clothed in just his briefs, Bastar then allegedly began dropping off baguettes, whole-wheat rolls and sourdough bread - but not to the bakery's customers, said Joe Grimaldi, the owner of the business in the Ridgewood neighborhood of Queens.

"The bread was left somewhere. Where I don't know," he said. "He dropped a lot of bread." Worth a lot of dough.

Grimaldi said about $5,000 in bread was taken. The bakery later was able to accommodate all its customers.

"It's a bizarre incident but nothing happened to the truck. No one was hurt. There was no damage. I got my truck back," said Grimaldi.

"He stole the truck and he made all the deliveries? That's awesome," a customer reportedly said.

Bastar, of Nanuet, was arrested later at LaGuardia Airport, where police say he wound up after tailgating a driver for several miles.

The driver became concerned about being followed and called police, said Erica Dumas, a spokeswoman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which operates the airport.

Police then determined the truck had been stolen that morning. Bastar, who was taken to a hospital for evaluation, was charged with criminal possession of stolen goods and driving without a license.

Bastar's mother told reporters that she's not sure why he was on a mission and felt compelled to deliver bread to the citizens of New York.

Grimaldi said a shuttle bus driver who witnessed the arrest called the bakery and said, "If you need a driver, I'll work for you."


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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-in-under...york-city/
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#57
(05-23-2014, 03:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: "It's a bizarre incident but nothing happened to the truck. No one was hurt. There was no damage. I got my truck back," said Grimaldi.


The owner has got a great attitude. hah
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#58
BUSTED FOR SOLICITING RUFF SEX

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Jerald L. Hill, 56 -- big 'effin perv

The CEO of Windermere Baptist Conference Center was arrested in Columbia at 11:35 a.m. yesterday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse, Boone County sheriff’s Detective Tracy Perkins said in a news release. Hill was released from the Boone County Jail after posting bond totaling $1,000.

The investigation began last week when the task force got a tip that someone had posted an ad on Craigslist looking for two types of animals with which to have sex, Perkins said. One of the animals he sought was a dog. Perkins declined to say what other type of animal Hill sought.

A detective with the task force exchanged emails with Hill under the guise of offering a dog that Hill could have sex with, Perkins said in a news release. Hill made arrangements to travel to Columbia to have sex with the dog. Hill was arrested without incident in the 1600 block of Business Loop 70 West, where he met the deputy.

The Boone County Sheriff’s Department Cyber Crimes Task Force includes investigators from the Boone County Sheriff’s Department, the University of Missouri Police Department and the FBI.


http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/crim...64cd0.html
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A dog and a ??? Mouse, canary, warthog? I don't know why police aren't specifying what other type of animal Hill was praying to bring into his fantasy menage a trois.

Anyway, people are weird...
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#59
He was going to travel to Columbia to have sex with a dog?? That's what the humane society is for, idiot.

Whatever the other animal is, it must have been native to Columbia to go to all that effort. Maybe it was one of these poor things. This one looks like its been gang raped a time or two.

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#60
(08-07-2014, 08:29 PM)username Wrote: Whatever the other animal is, it must have been native to Columbia to go to all that effort. Maybe it was one of these poor things. This one looks like its been gang raped a time or two.

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hah Yeah, it does.

But, Hill was driving to Columbia, not Colombia.

So, I think it's unlikely that Hill was scoping to swing with a Colombian tree monkey. That's just bananas.
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