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(08-07-2014, 10:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: But, Hill was driving to Columbia, not Colombia.

So, I think it's unlikely that Hill was scoping to swing with a Colombian tree monkey. That's just bananas.


Quite the difference. Unfortunately, I couldn't find any animals indigenous to Columbia.

I did read that this gorilla escaped from a Columbia zoo in 2009 though.

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If that was his mission (to "do" the gorilla along with the dog), I just hope he already knows the lesson some people have learned the hard way. You're not done having sex with a gorilla until the gorilla says you're done. It's a good thing to know.
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I bet he is contemplating his next move in the monkey revolution. Or taking a shit either one is scary.

I'm hungry for French fries now.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
You calling me a pervert? My foot!!!

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^ Paul Senzee, 40, allegedly cut a hole in his footwear to keep his hidden camera secret, the Orlando Sentinel reports. The Florida man was arrested Tuesday night at a Walmart in Sanford after a woman complained that a man was sneaking up behind her.

"Senzee walked up behind the victim multiple times and extended his foot forward and under her skirt,'' the Sanford police said in a statement. "Once police are able to execute a search of Senzee's cell phone they will be able to determine if there are additional victims."

The alleged victim said she noticed the hole in Senzee's shoe when he followed her to the checkout line.

Senzee was charged with video voyeurism.

He coulda seen whatever he wanted on one of the thousands of fetish sites on-line, but I guess he must get a thrill from doing the creeping himself.

I've read about two pervs being busted at Walmart for tricking women into receiving non-consensual toe-sucking. Now this guy gets busted at Walmart pulling the old camera in the shoe trick. Walmart must be full of the hottest babes ever! Smiley_emoticons_wink
Sometimes its best to just read the perv thread. It's so amazingly fun and perverted I just want to burst like a melon left in the sun. hah
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
Perverse Romantic Payback..............It gives me pause

The good news is that this fatal attraction story does not involve a boiling bunny. The bad news is that it does involve a crafty California culinary canine caper.

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^ Ryan Watenpaugh's home-cooked make up dinner was a success; after a month's long break, he and his ex briefly reunited. Love025

Until...............he texted her the next morning and asked her how her missing Pomeranian pup had tasted. When she went outside, she found the poor pooch's severed paws on her porch.

In all seriousness, the guy's a positively cruel and dangerous asshole; it coulda been much worse for the ex. Poilce found an AK-47 assault rifle and high-capacity magazines during a search of Watenpaugh's home.

Watenpaugh was booked at the Shasta County Jail where his bail is set at $250,000. He is charged with animal cruelty, domestic violence, stalking, and false imprisonment. Psycho.


Filthy bastard!
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That's fucked up.
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He needs to die for his fuckedupness. Heartless bastard. Give him to me, I'll make sure he pays.
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Looks like Someone tagged his ass..err...Eye..Good
This is a what the fuck story

Police arrested Billy Guyer after they said a 17-year-old told investigators Guyer offered him $20 in exchange for a sexual favor.
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By Mike Petchenik
NORTH FULTON COUNTY, Ga. — An 85-year-old Roswell man faces solicitation charges after police said he propositioned a teenager for sex acts outside of a movie theater.

Police arrested Billy Guyer after they said a 17-year-old told investigators Guyer offered him $20 in exchange for a sexual favor.

“Fortunately the victim was able to get a great description of the man, of the vehicle he was driving and the tag number,” Officer Lisa Holland told Channel 2’s Mike Petchenik.

Holland said police believe there are other victims who have yet to come forward.

“Sometimes the kids may dismiss this as a senile old man, but we really do believe he was wanting these sexual favors,” she said.

Guyer is out of the Roswell city jail on bond, but nobody answered the door at his home when Petchenik stopped by.

Petchenik did, however, track down a long-time neighbor and friend, who said the charges were surprising to him.

“As far as I’m concerned, he’s a prince of a guy,” said Clyde Jennings. “He’s always been a very nice person. A good neighbor, a wonderful husband.”

Jennings told Petchenik Guyer’s wife has been in a nursing home for several years and that Guyer visits her every day.

“Through the years he’s been so faithful to his wife,” said Jennings. “He’s a had a very difficult time.”
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Another child-molesting priest? Or, Atheist frame-up?

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U.S. Magistrate Judge Keith Pesto ordered the Rev. Joseph Maurizio Jr., 69, detained after prosecution evidence contrasted sharply with character witnesses who on Monday described the defendant as "priestly, faithful and committed to helping" -- someone with who the witnesses would trust their teen sons.

"What you're describing is Jekyll and Hyde, Father Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," Pesto said, before noting he can't let "Jekyll go free and detain Mr. Hyde."

Maurizio has been jailed since Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents arrested him Thursday. A criminal complaint alleges Maurizio gave boys candy and money so he could molest them — including performing a sex act on a 14-year-old in a chapel — or watch the boys have sex. It happened during missions trips to Honduras with his self-run charity in 2009 and prior years, according to the complaint. Maurizio has been placed on leave from the Somerset County church he also pastored.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Stephanie Haines told the judge authorities have found "child erotica" — which may later be proven to be child pornography — on the priest's camera when he returned from another Central American country in July. Federal agents were still reviewing the 18,000 images and won't know for about three weeks whether any are criminal.

For now, the child pornography case is based on two photos of a polio-stricken boy found on Maurizio's rectory computer, though agents are also poring through four other computers and various storage discs and other devices. The Honduran boy was "posed" to show off his genitals and could not have moved that way by himself. Haines said. He has since died.

The prosecutor told the judge that two Pennsylvania boys, ages 7 and 5, came forward with new abuse allegations during the weekend after learning of his arrest. Those claims are still being investigated.

Defense attorney Stephen Passarello argued the government's case is weak, based as it is on two pictures and abuse allegations at least five years old. Outside the courtroom, Passarello claimed a rival charity, Pronino USA, and Dutch "atheists" conspired to bribe poor Honduran children to accuse the priest.

Father Joe faces 40 years if he is convicted of child sex tourism charges.
Sex is for the birds...

This guy belongs in a mental institution; for his own safety and the safety of others.

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An Indiana man -- ^ Michael Bessigano, 42 -- was arrested last Friday at his home on felony charges of bestiality and killing a domestic animal, the Times of Munster reported.

The suspect allegedly went to a local park and entered a building where guinea fowls were being housed. Witnesses who identified Bessigano to police said the man sexually assaulted one of the birds, killed it, and attempted to hide the carcass in a trash barrel. The birds weigh between two and four pounds.

Authorities executed a search warrant and said they found bird feathers at the residence. DNA testing showed the feathers at Bessigano's home matched the bird found dead in the Buckley Homestead trash barrel, according to police.

Police said Bessigano was wearing blue jeans covered in blood when they searched his home. An analysis by the Indiana State Police Laboratory found the blood on the jeans belonged to an undetermined species of animal.

The animal abuser allegedly had a rubber wolf mask and an altar of candles set up at his residence. Bessigano, whose mother says suffers from schizophrenia, has a long history involving animal cruelty and bestiality.

Bessigano has served time for having sex with and killing a Rottweiler, and later for taking a chicken to a hotel room, plucking its feathers, then sexually abusing the bird before killing it.


He is a sick fuck. Deranged. Ugh. Birds & dogs and God only knows what else. Poor critters :(
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I can't say that I know all the details about this case...I just heard about it briefly on the news yesterday. However, there are a few things I find really freaking wrong about it. First off, IF this alleged pedophilia actually occurred some 40 years ago, I don't give a fuck. Forty years is a long time to turn your life around. That said, it breaks the commonly held belief that once a pedophile, always a pedophile so I dunno...maybe there were cases since then. Regardless, I did hear that police weren't pursuing charges on at least one supposed incident because the statute of limitations had run out.

Second, fucking cunt, bitch, ex-wife. How the hell do you in any good conscience record a therapy session? Is that even remotely admissible? What about doctor/client privilege or whatever? That just pisses me off that something you refer to in a therapy session, that may or may not pertain to a law that was broken (or if it was broken, was potentially yearsssssssss ago) could surface for the world to hear. One way or another, that bitch is a damn cunt ho. Recording a therapy session....Guns

Actor Stephen Collins, perhaps best known as the pastor and father in “7th Heaven,” allegedly confessed in a secretly recorded conversation made public Tuesday that he had molested or exposed himself to children, and New York police confirmed they were investigating.

Hours after the recording was posted by celebrity news website early Tuesday, Collins was axed from the movie “Ted 2,” in which he had a small role, Entertainment Weekly reported.

Collins also resigned Tuesday from his role on the National Board of the SAG-AFTRA, the powerful entertainers’ union, TMZ reported. Collins was not named on the union’s online list of board members.

Then, UP TV network announced it was pulling “7th Heaven,” which originally ran on The WB and CW from 1997 to 2006, from its programming schedule.

The 3 1/2-minute recording is of a conversation between Collins, his wife Faye Grant and an unnamed therapist over incidents in New York and Los Angeles, according to TMZ.

In the recording, which KTLA has not independently authenticated, Collins discusses exposing himself to three girls in three incidents when they were between the ages of 11 and 13.

“There was one instance where … there was one moment of touching,” Collins allegedly said. “I put her hand on my penis.”

One of the girls was the niece of a neighbor in Los Angeles, TMZ reported, citing the recording.

During the recorded conversation, there are repeated references to a “disclosure” that details the alleged incidents. That disclosure prompted the therapy session, according to TMZ.

A spokesman for the New York Police Department confirmed to KTLA that a complaint had been filed against 67-year-old Collins, and that the Manhattan Special Victims Unit was investigating.

The department was investigating allegations about an incident that occurred 40 years ago in New York, a senior law enforcement official told CNN.

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(10-08-2014, 01:01 PM)username Wrote: One way or another, that bitch is a damn cunt ho.

That was my reaction too. I would never agree that the end justifies the means. Nope.
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I listened to the tape of Collins and posted it in the Asshole Celebrities thread yesterday. To me, Collins is way too casual and minimizing about his "disclosure".

Pedophiles don't turn their lives around, IMO. It's pretty well established that they continue offending.

The "therapist" was a marriage counselor, not a doctor, so no privilege applies.

I don't know anything about the wife, Faye Grant, other than she's grilling him in the therapists office and was reportedly taping him to get evidence of his crimes for police, per her attorney's advice. She may well have had other personal motives, IDK.

Anyway, she turned the tape over to police after the therapy session. There was already an on-going investigation of Collins by NYPD before the tape was leaked. There was also an investigation by LAPD that is being revisited now that they have potential victims' identities, and I believe there was another separate sexual abuse allegation as well.

I understand that the crimes that Collins confessed to happened decades ago and understand your points, user and Duchess. But, I care about adults molesting 10, 11, 12 year olds -- no matter when it happened. I don't think people should turn a blind eye when a grown man is known to have sexually abused kids -- a man who often works with kids still.

Not sure if Collins will be prosecuted or if more victims will emerge now that Collins has been publicly exposed, so to speak. But, it's sure possible. The taping appears legal because it was recorded for the purpose of obtaining evidence of a felony crime (an exception to the two-party consent for taping law in CA) and there is no statute of limitations on sexual abuse of a child in New York state (where I believe the known crimes took place).

I don't have a lot of angst over admitted child molesters being outed and kept away from children, no matter how they're outed.
IF it turns out he has more recent victims, I'll feel differently but if he did something 40 years ago and is now having it thrown in his face, I think that's wrong. I would resent the hell out of the skeletons in my closet from 30 some years ago being held against me today.

That said it would break the mold of once a pedophile always a pedophile so we'll see.

Is it said he exposed himself to juveniles? Is exposing oneself considered pedophilia? I think it's gross and disgusting but I don't put it in quite the same class. I hitch hiked by myself a few times when I was well under 18. Got in the car once only to find the driver fat and naked. Blurg.
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He exposed himself to at least three pre-pubescent girls.

One of them was the 10-year-old relative of his first wife. He also at least put her hand on his penis. He says things went on with her over three years (and her sister).

The other child to whom he's admitted exposing himself was from his neighborhood. He says he saw her 15 years ago and "made amends", "apologized".

The first wife's relative set this in motion when she contacted Faye Grant to tell her about how her husband had sexually abused her when she was 10. He denied it then, but has since admitted it for reasons unclear.

The three little girls he talks about on the recording were all kids to whom he had easy access. Listening to him on the tape reminds me of listening to interviews with busted pedophiles when they allocute before sentencing; same sort of casualness and minimizing.

Anyway, we're probably not gonna agree on this one. He was almost 30 years old when he was behaving sexually with the three girls that we know about. Short of murder or rape, there's nothing that you could have done 30 years ago (even if your were a wild-ass law-breaking teen then) that even remotely approaches acting on pedophelic urges as a well-established adult. And none of your actions likely involved choosing to potentially damage other people's lives for your own sexual gratification.

It's unlikely that Collins will be allowed easy access to children by anyone moving forward -- that alone makes it a good thing that he was outed, IMO.
(10-08-2014, 04:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He exposed himself to at least three pre-pubescent girls.

One of them was the 10-year-old relative of his first wife. He also at least put her hand on his penis. He says things went on with her over three years (and her sister).

The other child to whom he's admitted exposing himself was from his neighborhood. He says he saw her 15 years ago and "made amends", "apologized".

If nothing else, that right there elevates it to pedophilia in my book and over the course of three years...? Yuk.

I'm feeling less sorry for him as the story unfolds. If he's lead a squeaky clean life since then though I may go back to feeling somewhat sorry for him. I'm going to refrain from judgment.

I have to wonder why the woman waited until now to want to out him and/or pursue charges. Because of his fame (I don't even know who the hell he is but apparently some people watch Seventh Heaven)? I believe I heard he plays a pastor on the show...fitting somehow.

Maybe I'm naive but I also heard that he was on the board of a group that helped several populations (including children). I'd like to think (yep, I'm naive) that perhaps, just perhaps, he was doing that in part to atone for his past. The fact that he made amends and apologized to the woman 15 years ago is not meaningless to me (even though he denied it at first). Perhaps it was genuine...right? And why didn't she go to the police or pursue it then...because he wasn't famous at the time? I naive or a cynic? *scratches head*
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I really do loathe that recording of private conversations. I can't think it's okay for some things and not others so I'm just sticking to hate for all of it.
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