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SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS
#21
(01-31-2017, 07:44 PM)sally Wrote: So she was holding in a shit all that time? I also like how they picked a fat woman because it's known that fat people shit a lot. Only fat people have to take a shit later in the afternoon or evening when the super bowl is on.

Is 3 a lot? I usually have a morning, afternoon, and night shit. I only shit more when I eat a lot of spicy and/or fried food and/or drink a lot of beer.
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#22
Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)
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#23
(02-01-2017, 08:48 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)

Only when I rub a stick of butter on it.

(googles how to eat his own ass)

(heaves)
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#24
(02-01-2017, 08:48 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your ass must be greasy 24/7. (heaves)
hah
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#25
(02-01-2017, 09:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (googles how to eat his own ass)


Fuck, Clang, just WTF.
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#26
May I suggest 3 years of yoga first.
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#27
(02-03-2017, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-01-2017, 09:03 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (googles how to eat his own ass)


Fuck, Clang, just WTF.

My humour be dark and dank, yo.

(much like my a-nevermind)
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#28


I couldn't possibly know this but I'd be willing to bet that this commercial causes more than a couple of hissy fits. 78



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#29
Rise up!
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#30
They should stick to what they do best and stay out of politics.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#31


Ta Da! hah
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#32
I knew that would make you smile Duch.

I just don't think a commercial during a sporting event is the right place to voice your political opinion.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#33
I don't know why that German lad even wanted to come here. I hate America and football and Budweiser beer.
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#34


How do you manage to wake up crabby every friggin' day? Just comes naturally?
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#35
If I were on vacation in Germany I would not be crabby. Instead I'm stuck here with fuck all to do, except cook stupid chili for the stupid super bowl.
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#36
(02-05-2017, 01:36 PM)sally Wrote: cook stupid chili for the stupid super bowl.


That's what they're making here too, along with cornbread and some other stuff.
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#37
Not much cooking going on here. The OL threw together a batch of cucumber sandwiches for the pot luck.
Soon it will be time for the double bubble to begin at the bar. Then somewhere along the line I will be stuck watching those stupid commercials. Hopefully I will be half lit by then so I get a laugh out of them and hopefully that stupid budwiper commercial don't start a political "discussion" that turns into a fight. Drunks and politics just don't mix.
Beer drinking, gun toting, Bike riding,
womanizing, sex fiend, sexist, asshole !
Don't like it? Well than F.U !!!!!!!!!
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#38
It's hard to make a good chili here because you can't find any chilis, not even dried ones. They've got poblano, habenaro, and jalapeno, that's it. I tried growing my own, but they all died.
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#39
My SIL is not as well rounded a cook as my wife, however, she makes the best chili of the 3 girls. I'll give her that.

She's making it today.
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#40
Racist people seem to be the biggest football fans. Is it because they enjoy seeing black guys chase after a ball like monkeys? That's a serious question. I here people saying nigger this and nigger that while wearing a jersey with a black man's name on it.
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