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SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS
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#42
(02-05-2017, 08:13 PM)sally Wrote: Racist people seem to be the biggest football fans. Is it because they enjoy seeing black guys chase after a ball like monkeys? That's a serious question. I here people saying nigger this and nigger that while wearing a jersey with a black man's name on it.

Sally, You should direct this question to Duchess, seeing how it's her area of expertise.



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#43
Duchess is like my grammy. She hated niggers, but loved her some Daunte Culpepper. Especially watching him in her favorite chair while eating coffee ice cream. Duchess is like my grandma.
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#44
Not if your grandma could cook.
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#45
You have a point.

Well at least Duchess is just sitting her fat ass in her living room instead of preaching about the refugees from her $10,000 seat at the super bowl. All while cursing the niggers.
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#46
I get on with life as a Caretaker,
I'm a Kooky kinda person.
I like Riding on Sundays,
I like Smoking dope in the week.
I like to contemplate Horses.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to Lasagna.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?
Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?

I like to use words like 'Nom nom nom,'
I like to use words like 'C'mon.'
I like to use words about Horses.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Lasagna.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?
Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?

I like to hang out with Aussie,
I like to kick back with HOTD,
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to Lasagna.

Oh oh oh!

Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?
Do I love Lasagna more than Horses?

I'm not too fond of Niggirs,
I really hate Trump,
But I just think back to Lasagna,
And I'm happy once again.

Oh oh oh!
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#47
(02-05-2017, 12:07 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Rise up!

This is what you get for saying that dorky "rise up" crap.

Did I ever tell you I was born in MA. Yeah that's right loser!
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#48
Patriots!


Stir shit
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#49


My gawd. I don't hate black people. I mock stupid people and y'all are a bunch of stupid niggers.
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#50
hah
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#51
(02-05-2017, 11:54 PM)BigMark Wrote: Patriots!


Stir shit

GO PATRIOTS! Greatest comeback ever! I thought for sure my $40 were gone! Its the most I ever paid attention to a football game. I might become a football fan yet.
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#52
(02-05-2017, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote: I don't know why that German lad even wanted to come here. I hate America and football and Budweiser beer.

Its not the best, but it grows on you after a pitcher or two. Had some Bud Light on Saturday night when I was out at a bar, doing some karaoke with friends. (which I initially didn't want to do because I had been out all day at Chowderfest, but a good time was had by all.).
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#53
(02-05-2017, 01:36 PM)sally Wrote: If I were on vacation in Germany I would not be crabby. Instead I'm stuck here with fuck all to do, except cook stupid chili for the stupid super bowl.

Should have just ordered pizza and wings. That's what me and my friends did. $20 bucks each. Less stress.
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#54
(02-06-2017, 07:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-05-2017, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote: I don't know why that German lad even wanted to come here. I hate America and football and Budweiser beer.

Its not the best, but it grows on you after a pitcher or two. Had some Bud Light on Saturday night when I was out at a bar, doing some karaoke with friends. (which I initially didn't want to do because I had been out all day at Chowderfest, but a good time was had by all.).

A chowderfest is my kind of fest. I could eat some lobster chowder like nobody's business. Along with clam and crab and shrimp and crawfish and every other goddamn chowder you can think of.

I'm starving all I ate today was egg whites scrambled with some mushrooms and salsa. And I didn't drink any beer.
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#56
Clang change your avatar, that one is fucked up.
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#57
(02-07-2017, 06:36 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Clang change your avatar, that one is fucked up.

I'll give you some answer options.

No.



I'll think about it.



Maybe when I find something funnier/more gross/more fucked up.


Peter Griffin licking his boob/nipple it is then.
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#58
(02-06-2017, 11:04 PM)sally Wrote:
(02-06-2017, 07:32 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-05-2017, 01:09 PM)sally Wrote: I don't know why that German lad even wanted to come here. I hate America and football and Budweiser beer.

Its not the best, but it grows on you after a pitcher or two. Had some Bud Light on Saturday night when I was out at a bar, doing some karaoke with friends. (which I initially didn't want to do because I had been out all day at Chowderfest, but a good time was had by all.).

A chowderfest is my kind of fest. I could eat some lobster chowder like nobody's business. Along with clam and crab and shrimp and crawfish and every other goddamn chowder you can think of.

I'm starving all I ate today was egg whites scrambled with some mushrooms and salsa. And I didn't drink any beer.
What about corn beef and cabbage chowder or fish curry chowder? That was some of their best ones. They had a few "dessert chowders" and non chowders too. I ended up voting for a hot and sour soup.
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#59
I had pho today, on a drizzly day it's the shit.
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#60


This was my favorite commercial and I can't get enough of it. hah




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