SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION
#1
So, a very scientific research tool and methodology was used to determine the average duration of sexual encounters (may exclude foreplay) per state.

Now I know why Dick's not around and Kid doesn't post often enough...busy.

1. New Mexico (7:01)
2. West Virginia (5:38)
3. Idaho (5:11)
4. South Carolina (4:48)
5. Missouri (4:22)
6. Michigan (4:14)
7. Utah (3:55)
8. Oregon (3:51)
9. Nebraska (3:47)
10. Alabama (3:38)
11. Delaware (3:33)
12. Hawaii (3:28)
13. Wisconsin (3:22)
14. North Dakota (3:18)
15. Arizona (3:17)
16. Maryland (3:15)
17. Mississippi (3:10)
18. Rhode Island (3:09)
19. Connecticut (3:07)
20. Texas (3:06)
21. New Hampshire (3:04)
22. Wyoming (3:03)
23. New York (3:01)
24. Pennsylvania (2:58)
25. Maine (2:58)
26. Washington (2:51)
27. Iowa (2:50)
28. Illinois (2:49)
29. North Carolina (2:47)
30. Tennessee (2:46)
31. Kansas (2:38)
32. California (2:38)
33. Massachusetts (2:31)
34. Florida (2:29)
35. New Jersey (2:28)
36. Indiana (2:26)
37. Virginia (2:23)
38. Oklahoma (2:21)
39. Colorado (2:21)
40. Minnesota (2:19)
41. Ohio (2:18)
42. Louisiana (2:17)
43. Kentucky (2:14)
44. Arkansas (2:08)
45. District of Columbia (2:08)
46. Nevada (2:07)
47. Georgia (2:07)
48. Montana (2:03)
49. Vermont (1:48)
50. South Dakota (1:30)
51. Alaska (1:21)

It's very lucky for Minnesota that MS didn't participate in the study - though Alaskans probably wish he had.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20...weird-news
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I haven't had sex that lasted for that long in a long time.
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#3
Is that hh:mm or mm: ss?
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#4
It's in minutes.

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#5
I don't generally brag, but my sessions range between 6-7 minutes.
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(02-21-2014, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment. Smiley_emoticons_smile

That was mostly my motivation to ask..

I guess nobody wants their clothes off for long in Alaska..or maybe they're just being honest. NM is known for its liars..
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#7
The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.

Course, I'm not watching a clock during those times.
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(02-21-2014, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's in minutes.

I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment. Smiley_emoticons_smile


28 I thought it was hours!
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(02-21-2014, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.


They are low! Wam Bam, thank you Ma'am. Oh nononono.
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#10
Hours..

Smiley_emoticons_fies
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Oh God
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#12
I thought it was how many times a week.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#13
If I think of fishing I can go a long time.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(02-21-2014, 05:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I think of fishing I can go a long time.


I honestly don't know if that's good or bad.
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(02-21-2014, 05:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought it was how many times a week.

That was sloppy of me not to include the units of measurement in the OP.

That .04 times a week you're having sex is even sloppier, though. Blowing-kisses
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#16
0.04 wouldn't even rate as waking with a boner, would it?
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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#17
Probably not.

I'd guess preparedness would get you up to .05.

Anything below that is probably a case of there being a will but no way?
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#18
Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza" 113
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#19
(02-21-2014, 05:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza" 113

Baseball statistics for me.
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#20
0.04 is probably more accurately defined by the two milliseconds of consideration you actually give the thought of masturbation when some genius tells you to "rub one out" when you have a migraine..
“Two billion people will perish globally due to being vaccinated against Corona virus” - rothschild, August 2021
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