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Who is your dream girl/guy?
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Who is your dream girl/guy?

Right. You have (supposedly) the opportunity to spend the day AND NIGHT with anyone in the world, at any time of their lives. Who would you pick? (And no dead Mums or Dads etc. There must be a night of long hot moaning groaning SEX at the end of it, so that rules close relatives out, at least for me it does).
My answer? SHIRLEY MacLAINE. In 1978 she appeared on tv getting interviewed (again) by Michael Parkinson. I almost fell off my chair at how utterly beautiful and sexy and funny and charming she was. She made a few double entendres and took over completely. At the end of it I honestly felt that I had been blindfolded and spun round extremely fast for ten minutes then had the blindfold removed. My brain refused to function properly and I could only stare in bewilderment at the tv in a state of rapture.
I can't forget it so it's Shirley for me! Love3 109Hibye





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That's an interesting start.

Shirley MacLaine? I'm not seeing it but at least you have numerous lifetimes to catch up with her.

I'll have to think about mine. It was George C. but I 'm afraid he's getting a little old for me.






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03-08-2014 05:50 PM
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Mine isn't a celebrity & I'd like to do him until his eyes rolled back in his head or he pulled my hair, whichever comes first.

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I love Paul Stanley. I might stray but I always come back to him.

People like John Lennon, Bono and Princess Diana are like family to me. I love them but as I love a family member. I feel a strong loyalty to those folk.





03-08-2014 06:28 PM
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(03-08-2014 05:04 PM)kevvome Wrote:  I can't forget it so it's Shirley for me! Love3 109Hibye

Surely an interesting choice; not in a bad way.

I like MacLaine alright. She was kinda sexy even as a wise-cracking ball-busting nun in "Two Mules for Sister Sara" (really like that film). I understand your attraction.

I surely like Jones, too. Temple -- not so much, but she's dead now, so that's kinda sad.

I'm not sexually attracted to any Shirleys, but the ones that I think woulda been the most fun to get caught up with in a zany caper are:

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[Image: booth-as-hazel.jpg]

Funny ladies (both dead).

Anyway, my dream guy is for real and not perfect -- if he were, he probably wouldn't be my dream guy.

As for my idea of famous dream boats, Sam Elliott (still), Benecio Del Toro (don't know why), Jeff Bridges, Viggo Mortensen...and a few old, outta shape, grey or balding guys who tell great stories with their music, which never ceases to turn me way on.





03-08-2014 09:33 PM
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(03-08-2014 06:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Mine isn't a celebrity & I'd like to do him until his eyes rolled back in his head or he pulled my hair, whichever comes first.

Smiley_emoticons_smile
mmmmmm....intriguing Duchess! There must be a reason why you won't tell us his name. Is it someone from MOCK? It IS isn't it? OOOOOOOHH, go on..tell me!! pm me and let me know his name (and address) and I won't tell anyone.....FOR A PRICE. But wait. Eyes rolling in the back in his head.....pulling your hair......IT'S ME ISN'T IT? Oh darling, at such short notice. But what about the age difference between us? One night of sizzling hot sex, all the kissing and licking and sucking and hot sweaty horizontal shuffling could be fatal. But if you die, you die. So I'll take my chance. I'm yours, you're mine. Blowing-kisses





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(03-08-2014 06:28 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:  I love Paul Stanley. I might stray but I always come back to him.

People like John Lennon, Bono and Princess Diana are like family to me. I love them but as I love a family member. I feel a strong loyalty to those folk.
Interesting three names Aussie. Lennon was great. Bono is a pretentious fuck. Di was a disaster just waiting to happen, so they got to her first. Paul Stanley? I don't know anything about him.. Why is he so special to you?





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(03-09-2014 08:59 AM)kevvome Wrote:  Is it someone from MOCK?


Contrary to the belief of some, I wouldn't dream of pooping where I eat.






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(03-08-2014 09:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(03-08-2014 05:04 PM)kevvome Wrote:  I can't forget it so it's Shirley for me! Love3 109Hibye

Surely an interesting choice; not in a bad way.

I like MacLaine alright. She was kinda sexy even as a wise-cracking ball-busting nun in "Two Mules for Sister Sara" (really like that film). I understand your attraction.

I surely like Jones, too. Temple -- not so much, but she's dead now, so that's kinda sad.

I'm not sexually attracted to any Shirleys, but the ones that I think woulda been the most fun to get caught up with in a zany caper are:

[Image: 5007383_std.jpg]

[Image: booth-as-hazel.jpg]

Funny ladies (both dead).

Anyway, my dream guy is for real and not perfect -- if he were, he probably wouldn't be my dream guy.

As for my idea of famous dream boats, Sam Elliott (still), Benecio Del Toro (don't know why), Jeff Bridges, Viggo Mortensen...and a few old, outta shape, grey or balding guys who tell great stories with their music, which never ceases to turn me way on.
Know all the male names except Benecio Del Toro! You mention old outta shape grey or balding guys who tell great stories with their music. Where the hell do you know me from? And yeah, who wants a PERFECT guy/gal? My ideal woman only needs a great sense of humour and an average figure and looks and I'll go for her every time. With one exception though. Oh Shirley.....where are you darlin'?





03-09-2014 09:28 AM
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Well, you're a loyal one. I'll give you that, kevvome.

Still hot for a woman that you've never met, based on a 10 minute interview nearly 40 years ago.

Here ya go.

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A little fix for you -- you seem to be Jonesing for some Shirley.



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Marilyn Monroe in her prime. Never mind the hollywood sex kitten stuff, this girl had presidents, sports heroes and mobsters fighting over her. That's quite a playlist. She must have had one hell of a talented vagina.





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I forgot Sam Cooke, I love him.





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(03-09-2014 09:18 AM)kevvome Wrote:  
(03-08-2014 06:28 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:  I love Paul Stanley. I might stray but I always come back to him.

People like John Lennon, Bono and Princess Diana are like family to me. I love them but as I love a family member. I feel a strong loyalty to those folk.
Interesting three names Aussie. Lennon was great. Bono is a pretentious fuck. Di was a disaster just waiting to happen, so they got to her first. Paul Stanley? I don't know anything about him.. Why is he so special to you?

I didn't say I would DO Lennon or Bono and he is not a pretentious fuck! He is the real deal. Di was not a disaster, she was also the real deal trying to find happiness, God bless her, and she did her bit to make the world a better place. I said these people are like family to me which means I love and care about them but as family not as that other thing you were referring to.





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So, aussie -- John Lennon, Bono, Princess Diana, Oprah, Joel Osteen -- all like family members to you.

How so?

Just curious. I've never thought of any famous people as family members, except maybe Jean Stapleton as Edith Bunker because she reminded me a lot of my great aunt Ruth.





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