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MYSTERY IN THE SKY - WTF? - MH370 & MH17 & QZ8501 & More
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MYSTERY IN THE SKY - WTF? - MH370 & MH17 & QZ8501 & More

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Da plane. Da plane. Where da hell is da plane, boss?


This is a very odd international mystery.

A Boeing 777 took off from the Malaysian capital Kuala Lumpur, bound for Beijing, China on Saturday morning.

The weather was good. There were 239 people on board the Malaysian Airline flight.

120 nautical miles off and the plane has not been seen since - it's like it disappeared into thin air, despite vast searches of key areas along the intended route. Global media is all over the story.

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Air flight controllers say the plane may have turned back after take off; possibly a malfunction occurred and the plane disintegrated at around 35,000 feet.

Another possibility is that the plane was hijacked -- the investigation has uncovered that two Asian men boarded the plane with one using a stolen Italian passport and the other a stolen Austrian passport. None of the airport officials apparently checked the list of stolen documentation before letting the men board (though Interpol confirms one of the stolen passports had been on the list since 2012 and the other since 2013).

Malaysian Home Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said late Sunday - "I am still perturbed. Can't these immigration officials think? Italian and Austrian (passport holders) but with Asian faces". I think he makes a damned good point.

Gotta be hell for the loved ones of the passengers and crew; hoping they get some answers soon. Truly bizarre.

Refs:
http://abcnews.go.com/International/bigg...d=22838958
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/09...30152.html





03-10-2014 04:29 PM
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I've sorta kinda been following this & cannot believe there has been no word one way or another with all the amazing technology that's available.

There was chatter briefly about an oil slick that was seen in the water. They can't go to it and put some divers in the water or use sonar equipment? C'mon.






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I think a bomb exploded on the plane they were to high for it to be shot down.






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03-10-2014 04:43 PM
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(03-10-2014 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I've sorta kinda been following this & cannot believe there has been no word one way or another with all the amazing technology that's available.

There was chatter briefly about an oil slick that was seen in the water. They can't go to it and put some divers in the water or use sonar equipment? C'mon.

The ocean is very very big and when something lands on the surface it can travel many miles before hitting the bottom especially a plane they are very light. They still have not found Amelia.






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Alright, I'll give you that because I know you know what you're talking about but wouldn't there be a debris field? Wouldn't there be something to indicate a plane fell 35,000 feet out of the sky?






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03-10-2014 04:50 PM
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Unless some chinaman had a bunch of aluminum raining down on him as he was fishing nobody would know or........
Sally has somehow resurected Rod Serling.






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03-10-2014 04:55 PM
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I blame Putin!





03-10-2014 05:05 PM
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(03-10-2014 05:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I blame Putin!

hah Your pretty good at this shit HoTD. Credit where credit is due.





03-10-2014 05:17 PM
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(03-10-2014 04:45 PM)Maggot Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I've sorta kinda been following this & cannot believe there has been no word one way or another with all the amazing technology that's available.

There was chatter briefly about an oil slick that was seen in the water. They can't go to it and put some divers in the water or use sonar equipment? C'mon.

The ocean is very very big and when something lands on the surface it can travel many miles before hitting the bottom especially a plane they are very light. They still have not found Amelia.

Wasn't it confirmed that Amelia was eaten by cannibals?





03-10-2014 05:46 PM
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(03-10-2014 05:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 04:45 PM)Maggot Wrote:  
(03-10-2014 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I've sorta kinda been following this & cannot believe there has been no word one way or another with all the amazing technology that's available.

There was chatter briefly about an oil slick that was seen in the water. They can't go to it and put some divers in the water or use sonar equipment? C'mon.

The ocean is very very big and when something lands on the surface it can travel many miles before hitting the bottom especially a plane they are very light. They still have not found Amelia.

Wasn't it confirmed that Amelia was eaten by cannibals?

Last I read a while back they dug up some bones on an island they were pretty sure were her and her co





03-10-2014 08:32 PM
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(03-10-2014 04:45 PM)Maggot Wrote:  They still have not found Amelia.

I thought she made a cameo on Gilligan's Island.

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Or was it Fantasy Island?









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03-10-2014 09:12 PM
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hah

Had to have been Gilligan's Island, Zero.

Had it been Fantasy Island, Amelia would have gotten leid.





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HotD, Wonder if she got leid on Gilligan's Island? I think she would have fancied Ginger.









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Maybe Amelia didn't really "disappear". Maybe she was just incognito on a gingerly island-hopping excursion, trying to "find herself" sexually. She was a pioneer, after all.

This newest missing plane is really a head-scratcher.

The tickets for the two men traveling with stolen European passports were reportedly purchased by an Iranian -- but the travel agent doesn't think he was a terrorist because he just asked for a flight to Europe without specifics (the plane was headed to Europe after it stopped in Beijing).

Authorities are now saying that criminals often travel under false documentation and it may have nothing to do with the fate of the missing plane. It's also not clear now whether or not the men were Asian.

Also, turns out that there were five passengers who checked in for Flight MH370 didn't board the plane, and their luggage was removed from it, Malaysian authorities said. Malaysian Transport Minister Hishammuddin Hussein said this also was being investigated, but he didn't say whether this was suspicious.

It's looking like a process of elimination is how this mystery might get solved.

Possible causes of the apparent crash include an explosion, catastrophic engine failure, terrorist attack, extreme turbulence, pilot error or even suicide, according to experts, many of whom cautioned against speculation because so little is known.

On Sunday, a Vietnamese plane spotted a rectangular object that was thought to be one of the plane's doors, but ships could not locate it.

On Monday, a Singaporean search plane spotted a yellow object 140 kilometers (87 miles) southwest of Tho Chu island, but it turned out to be sea trash. Malaysian maritime officials found oil slicks in the South China Sea, but lab tests found that samples of it were not from an aircraft.

The search effort is now expanding to include 34 aircraft and 40 ships from several countries and the search area has been widened to a 100-nautical mile (115-mile, 185-kilometer) radius from the point the plane vanished from radar screens between Malaysia and Vietnam early Saturday with no distress signal.





03-11-2014 12:58 AM
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