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BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY
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BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY



I won't be doing the Carlton. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Can I get you anything? Is there anything you'd like to know? What's your bra size? What color panties/boxers do you have on? Have you kissed anyone or anything today? Do you ever think about sex? When is Donovan getting married?






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04-25-2014 07:35 AM
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I just wanted you to do the Carlton. Now I'm sad because you won't. :(






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04-25-2014 07:58 AM
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(04-25-2014 07:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:  Can I get you anything?

Is there anything you'd like to know?

I'd like a very efficient and inexpensive (free would be even better) gardener, electrician, and external house painter for a few days. Really in need of some repairs and maintenance. TIA!

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free? (No breezy answers, please.)

Happy Friday.





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(04-25-2014 09:18 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I'd like a very efficient and inexpensive (free would be even better) gardener, electrician, and external house painter for a few days. Really in need of some repairs and maintenance. TIA!

I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free? (No breezy answers, please.)

Happy Friday.


For the gardener I would suggest your local senior center. Some of those seniors are still pretty active and they'd like nothing more than to put their skills to use and be productive. They are by far some of the best workers out there.

Electrician is a little harder but one just starting out who has all the relevant licenses would be good. That person will be a hard worker and knows his best business will come by word of mouth.

Painter - college students on summer break.

Many mountains can & do exist for an eternity.

Some people will never be free, they are a prisoner of their own mind.

Happy Friday!






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Thanks Smiley_emoticons_bussi (I didn't expect serious answers).

I interface with seniors day in and day out. I'd not send any of them into the prickly pear jungle!

I'm just dreaming anyway. I want a one stop shop -- gardener/painter/electrician. Presto, done. I should probably have just wished for a magic wand instead.

P.s. I'm wearing tan panties with black lace trim and a little black bow in the front -- never been mentally uncomfortable with the pantyless thing except when I go to bed -- don't know why.





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(04-25-2014 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Thanks Smiley_emoticons_bussi (I didn't expect serious answers).


You're welcome! I pulled them out of my butt.







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Oops, I meant "never been mentally comfortable" in post 5.

Maybe it was a Freudian slip and my subconscious is telling me to give the pantyless thing a try?

Nah, probably just need more coffee and more focus.

So, spill Duchess -- panties or no panties this morning? That is the question.





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No panties. I only wear them if I'm wearing white jeans or a dress.






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(04-25-2014 07:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

I won't be doing the Carlton. You're welcome. Smiley_emoticons_smile

Can I get you anything? Is there anything you'd like to know? What's your bra size? What color panties/boxers do you have on? Have you kissed anyone or anything today? Do you ever think about sex? When is Donovan getting married?
I don't wear a bra, my boxers are black with red skulls, I kissed my doggie and my daughter before I left the housse this morning. I always think about sex, and it wasn't my day to take care of Donovan so I'm not sure.





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The leaves sure are blowing in the wind today, But inside here I have clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. I should go now.






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(04-25-2014 09:18 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?

About 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

Shout it from the mountain on out to the sea (out to the sea)
No two ways about it, people have to be free
Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be
Natural situation for a man to be free









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All Right Now... It's starting to feel like Friday.

(04-25-2014 11:41 AM)Maggot Wrote:  I should go now.
Yeah, let's move before they raise the parking rate!

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(04-25-2014 09:18 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  I'd like to know how many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? And, how many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
Shout it from the mountain on out to the sea (out to the sea)
No two ways about it, people have to be free
Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be
Natural situation for a man to be free

Perfect tie-in (I have that album -- gotta give it a spin later -- been too long).

Anyway, "Free" is where it's at; no doubt about it.



Paul Rodgers 109





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That song is on the radio now! Smiley_emoticons_shocked You must have ESPN.






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Who gives a fuck anyways?









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