BITCHFLAKES, TIS FRIDAY

[Duchess]

Ahhh, I can finally sit down. I have no plans for tonight. Nothing, absolutely nothing. YeeHaw.

Sally is probably on her way to the Magic Kingdom again. Maggot will be at an estate sale, Mark will be fishing, Ramsey's working on her tan, Clang is at a buffet, Koko is dog sitting, Adub is lost in Twitter, Cars is at a casino, FU gave the grandkid some money for the movies and is having hot buttery monkey sex with his wimmans, Donovan is fixing a roof, DON'T FALL!, MS is out on the boat looking for boobs, I wonder if he hides his eyes behind sunglasses so no one knows where he's looking, I'm not sure what Aussie is doing but I think it involves a microphone, I want to say something cute & funny about FQ2 but I read her posts in Members Only describing what she's been going through so it's probably in my best interest to remain silent, Kid has a girlfriend now so he won't even see this but I didn't want to leave him out. I'd like to think BH and HotD are together having a grand ol' time.