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Good morning slipper sniffers
#1
I had a great weekend in the sun grilling and tilling and swimming like a frog.
Then on the way into work I was at a light and in a doorway was a lady maybe 65 yrs old picking up some fluffy slippers she had in the doorway. She shook them, felt them for wetness and slapped them together a few times and as she walked in the house she started sniffing the fucking things. Smiley_emoticons_kotz yuk!!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2


It was an awesome weekend, I can't wait to do it again. I love the sound of silence. well, except for the thumping of my music.
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#3
I am thinking that from all the replies that's a normal thing? Or maybe I'm just an impatient shit.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(06-09-2014, 10:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It was an awesome weekend, I can't wait to do it again. I love the sound of silence. well, except for the thumping of my music.

I love loud music just not thumping from a car. Sometimes I think I have a flat tire when a rapmobile pulls up besides me.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#5


I don't love the sound of silence in Mock. It bothers the hell out of me, if she breathed I'd be looking for the rise & fall of her chest.
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(06-09-2014, 10:45 AM)Maggot Wrote: just not thumping from a car.


That might be me you hear. 50

...and it's almost always this coming down my road.



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#7
Deep Purple Rocks!!!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8




Best DP song EVER. IMO hah
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#9
When the album came out critics were all over it calling it a repeat of their other albums but I kinda liked it.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#10
Great weekend here too.

It's hot here in Southern California, but my 1-star motel does have a kick-ass air-conditioner. And, a view of the Denny's dining room!

The mounted shower head is set for a midget. At 5'5", I have to crouch down under it and it takes about 10 minutes to get all the shampoo outta my hair --given the water pressure is.....non-existent.

But, I do have 5 tv stations at my disposal and caught the 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductions on HBO2 between a great early dinner with the family and an embarrassing darts defeat with my sister yesterday.

I wasn't a huge Nirvana fan, but I liked their stuff. Joan Jett 109 did the Cobain part for Smells Like Teen Spirit in the live performance. She and the Blackhearts should be in Hall of Fame, damn it!



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#11
HotD, 1-star hotel?

Staying in South Central?
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#12
Not responsible for HOTD in her 1 star motel



You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#13
(06-09-2014, 12:11 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: HotD, 1-star hotel?

Staying in South Central?

No, much further south than Central.

It's a Motel 6. Cheap and right off the freeway between mom's and my nephew's.

It's comfortable actually -- as long as I keep the curtains closed and I'm not too LAZY to get in the shower plenty early.



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#14
Okay, all the way to Long Beach.

Glad the weater's cooperating.

No June Gloom?
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(06-09-2014, 12:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Okay, all the way to Long Beach.

Glad the weater's cooperating.

No June Gloom?

Don't be dissin' the LBC!! (You know I wanna post up some Snoop Dogg, but I'll resist -- too many armed posters in this place.)

No gloom. Very clear and very warm and very dry -- I've gotten used to an almost constant breeze up north. Sunny and happy here, though.

So, did you sniff anything good this weekend, MS?
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#16
There should be a slipper sniffer association of America....Just for shits and giggles, I you tubed "slipper sniffer" and a shit load of videos popped up concerning guys sniffing gals shoes. Blew my mind.
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#17
Feet are the ugliest thing on a person Umu Thurman's feet come to mind. Imagine dating by the look of the feet. You never know what you'll get.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(06-09-2014, 12:30 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, did you sniff anything good this weekend, MS?

I did sniff my basketball sneakers yesterday (after my wife banished them to the garage).

They not smell so good.

I put odor eaters in them 6 months ago.

I think it's safe to say the average odor water is effective for LESS than 6 months.
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#19
You should not put malodorous water in your filthy Air Jordans, odor eaters or not, unless you're looking to breed a Chia-Pet, MS.

I can only imagine the look on your wife's face when she was picking up those pungent soggy hairy sneakers.

But, that probably wasn't as priceless as the looks on your kids' faces when they caught you in the dark corner of the garage, sniffing and fondling the ousted treasures, with tears rolling down your cheeks.
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(06-09-2014, 01:12 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: They not smell so good.

I put odor eaters in them 6 months ago.

I think it's safe to say the average odor water is effective for LESS than 6 months.


Kill it with fire.
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