RETURN TO SENDER/ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION

[crash]

All the handouts Dr Crash is alleging is untrue and helps perpetuate a bigotry and hatred in this country that I want no part of. I am not the only one who thinks like this.

Wait..wut? You want no part of this country or no part of the said bigotry? I hope your fancy paper was less ambiguous..

I don't doubt you're right, Loosey Loo, I'm sure we don't do it for every illegal immigrant. I do remember reading about pensioners having their knickers in a bunch over some examples of it though. I was glossing it up a bit, you don't seem to have a problem with that most times..

I would be interested in reading your paper though.

I'm on my way.

Yeah..so you may wanna think twice about sending any grand kids on their own, red, we might fuck them up a bit. Make sure your boat can make it all the way too, cos we're pretty famous for letting a boatload or two drown whilst washing up on the rocks.

And if you do get the said benefit for a few weeks, that may not stop us sending you off to a poor island neighbour where your fellow inmates may rebel and whack you with an axe..

Sounds enticing, yeah?