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Fart metal \m/\m/
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hah



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That's associated with poop.

FQ2, are you still telling people how much I like this kind of thing?
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(09-24-2014, 05:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's associated with poop.

FQ2, are you still telling people how much I like this kind of thing?
Personally, I think the "lactose intollerant" breakdown is a crowning moment of the entire "piece." hah
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When I was a kid my brothers would make a farting noise by cupping their hand over their armpit and moving their arm a certain way. I begged them to teach me how to do it. I proudly showed my Mom my accomplishment. She told me years later that's when she began to fear for my femininity.
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(09-24-2014, 05:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That's associated with poop.

FQ2, are you still telling people how much I like this kind of thing?


Nope...just the runaway newbie.
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(09-24-2014, 07:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:

When I was a kid my brothers would make a farting noise by cupping their hand over their armpit and moving their arm a certain way. I begged them to teach me how to do it. I proudly showed my Mom my accomplishment. She told me years later that's when she began to fear for my femininity.

I'm not sure but I think boobs make it impossible to replicate. Blowing-kisses But its gotta be fun watching you try. I sure did miss this place!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(09-25-2014, 08:30 AM)Maggot Wrote: I sure did miss this place!


Maggot! Ohmaigods! I'm so happy, happy, happy to see you! You're home!
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Yeah, I got home last night, what was a 5 hr operation turned into an 11 hr one. They removed my appendix just because, kinda like changing the oil because the check engine light was on. I think I got 2 hrs sleep each day. I was in a lucid state of mind for awhile there. One night they had brought in a guy that was all hyped up on some drugs and I could hear him yelling "untie me" "let me out" and stuff like that. All I could think of was what I could I throw at this freak if he got loose. Its not like I would be moving like a cat or anything. Another night I was pissed because I couldn't leave a comment on the sci-fi channel. Weird shit I tell ya. I am a flake when I'm stuffed with drugs. I was calling all the nurses "Sally" for some stupid reason. hah
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(09-25-2014, 08:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: I was calling all the nurses "Sally" for some stupid reason. hah


Probably because they were taking your organs out. 113

You sound wonderful! I'm so relieved to see you. I thought about you every day.
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B.G. that fart guy looks just like my brother and that's the strangest thing I've seen in a long time. Who the hell comes up with that stuff. hah I liked it!
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(09-25-2014, 08:45 AM)Maggot Wrote: B.G. that fart guy looks just like my brother and that's the strangest thing I've seen in a long time. Who the hell comes up with that stuff. hah I liked it!
Glad you enjoyed it and it's good to read ya again buddy.
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I'm glad to see you too, Maggot. BUT... 16

Based on your appreciative post, I watched the video thinking it was gonna be something other than what I assumed it was gonna be when Gunnar first posted it.

Nope. It was exactly what I assumed it was gonna be. Bastards.
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From Samus, the same guy that brought you "Fart Metal" Here's "Jewish Metal"



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And then there's this guy...













And at this time of year, it's all about family, so lets get G-pa greed in on this shit too:



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Bill Burr cracks me up hah
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Can fart metal peel off a freeze plug?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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(04-07-2015, 04:40 PM)Maggot Wrote: Can fart metal peel off a freeze plug?
Doubtful, but I'd wager Yoko's latest album can melt the block down into a steming pile of shit. hah
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