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A Brady Bunch question
#1
This is bugging me..........What the hell was Carol Bradys first husbands last name? Before there was Marsha, Jan, Cindy _________
What the heck was it before she married Mike Brady?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Oh for fuck's sake, are you really going to have me brain storming this shit now? I know what it is, I just can't think of it damn it.
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#3
Mr. Martin.
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#4
It doesn't count if you google, Cutz.

What was the name of the plant that was imprinted on the Brady's headboard, Einstein?
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#5
(11-06-2014, 11:46 PM)sally Wrote: It doesn't count if you google, Cutz.

What was the name of the plant that was imprinted on the Brady's headboard, Einstein?

He so Googled that. Putz.

I'm going to guess Ivy on the headboard because I can't think of anything else. Violet would be my second guess but I'm going with Ivy.
Commando Cunt Queen
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#6
Gofuckyourselflets
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#7
(11-06-2014, 11:55 PM)Cutz Wrote: Gofuckyourselflets

hah

In honor of Mike Brady I will say..........A banana fern.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8
So was it "Martin"? Marsha Marsha, Marsha Martin?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#9
Daniel Alan Martin

http://bradybunch.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Brady
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#10
(11-07-2014, 11:36 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-06-2014, 11:55 PM)Cutz Wrote: Gofuckyourselflets

hah

In honor of Mike Brady I will say..........A banana fern.

Lol
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.


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#11
Love Brady Bunch trivia!
There really should be a separate forum just for it.

My contribution:

Marsha said:
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"Oh, my__________________________ [EYES] [NOSE] [BUTT] [FACE] !"
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#12
Either Jan spiked Marsha's EYE drops with rubbing alcohol out of jealousy over Marsha's perfect vision. Or, Tiger bit Marsha in the BUTT because Sam stopped coming by with meaty scraps when Alice got a yeast infection.
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#13
Or Jan was jealous because it's always about Marsha Marsha Marsha so she paid Greg 5 bucks to bust her in the nose with a football.
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#14
(08-24-2016, 08:31 AM)sally Wrote: Or Jan was jealous because it's always about Marsha Marsha Marsha so she paid Greg 5 bucks to bust her in the nose with a football.

Ok, smarty pants. Answer me this...

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...what the hell prompted Jan Brady to rock the faux-fro?
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#15
Well that one is easy, Jan was fucking nuts.
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#16
(08-24-2016, 11:54 AM)sally Wrote: Well that one is easy, Jan was fucking nuts.

2 for 2. Showoff.
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#17
Another interesting fact, Bradyism if you will, is that in real life Marsha is the one who felt inferior to Jan. Jan developed curves earlier than Masha and took pleasure wearing tight shirts with no bra underneath. In some of the later shows you can see her nips poking through.
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#18
Jan Brady was a dirty little minx in real life. Who knew?

Here's another real life Bradyism. The actor who played Greg Brady had the hots for the actress who played his mom Carol. She had to counsel him through it. She SAYS they never got it on, but she did end up having a fling with the mayor of NYC, until he gave her crabs.
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#19
(08-24-2016, 11:54 AM)sally Wrote: Well that one is easy, Jan was fucking nuts.

I thought she was fucking George Glass?
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#20
(08-24-2016, 04:18 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(08-24-2016, 11:54 AM)sally Wrote: Well that one is easy, Jan was fucking nuts.

I thought she was fucking George Glass?

She was fucking air. George Glass was her imaginary boyfriend.
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