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PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS...
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HairOfTheDog Offline
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PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2014'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE IS...

Among the biggest assholes of the year for me (every year, actually) is Big Dick Cheney.

The reasons are many, and well illustrated.

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^ Big shit-spewing, hypocritical, revisionist asshole.


No rules -- you can pick an asshole from the news, or pick a Mock asshole, a public figure, a family member, or pick your own self if you feel like bragging. Young or old, male or female...





12-26-2014 02:29 PM
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So many assholes from which to pick...

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Leader of the Islamic State (IS, ISIS, ISIL, whatever).

The amount of money the asshole Baghdadi has reeled-in this this year via his criminal terrorist network is surely larger than the alleged bounty on his evil, greedy head.





12-26-2014 02:56 PM
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Uh huh. Dick Cheney is for sure a grade A asshole, no doubt about it.

I think Maytee is an asshole for continuing to bring up Lisa's name, alternately throwing her under the bus and calling her baby girl.

Chris Baker who plays for the 'Skins is a big asshole.

Dick is probably still an asshole.

I know a jockey who is a little asshole. He's a tiny little dude who looks like I could nail him into next week but I think there's a chance he can bench press me, yeah, pretty sure of it.

The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.






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12-26-2014 04:55 PM
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(12-26-2014 04:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:  The law of averages says there is an asshole in every group of people.

That law holds true, in my experience. Also in my experience, there's at least a little bit of assholishness in every individual.

Fortunately for me, I kinda like a sliver of assholishness in a person. If not, Mock wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess. Wasnme





12-26-2014 06:22 PM
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Crash is the asshole. Ha! Just kidding.

There are three assholes I can think of off the top of my head.

A public asshole? Kim K. I can't think of a more useless individual.






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12-26-2014 06:26 PM
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(12-26-2014 06:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Not that you're ever a right good asshole, Duchess. Wasnme


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(12-26-2014 06:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  Crash is the asshole.

Since you have an inclination of Sleeping with assholes, I guess it makes sense you want me to be one.





12-26-2014 07:16 PM
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I've only slept with one audible.






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12-26-2014 08:15 PM
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(12-26-2014 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  I've only slept with one audible.


I've had a couple that liked to talk.

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Ramsey would fucking talk you out of it..





12-26-2014 08:19 PM
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(12-26-2014 08:15 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  I've only slept with one audible.

I'm not a big fan of the ball gag myself. I like the auditory part of sex; it's very arousing to me.

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But, hey, we've all got our deals; let your freak flag fly, sister. ^ Ramsey's New Year's Eve dream date.





12-26-2014 08:25 PM
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No.






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12-26-2014 08:30 PM
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(12-26-2014 08:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote:  No.

hah

Well, alright then.

I won't be offended if you re-gift him, rams.

He looks gay, submissive, and he can't speak. Perfect for aussie!!





12-26-2014 08:33 PM
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There you go HOTD.






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12-26-2014 08:39 PM
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