05-02-2016, 02:36 PM
(05-02-2016, 11:15 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I don't know why I keep trying. I can run a backhoe but I can't cook. Jesus.
You keep trying because you want to please your man.
Reminds of the effort put forth by this Colombian woman I was seeing after I had split up with my first wife (Panamanian).
She wanted me to marry her so she could get her green card. She was staying with me for a few days.
She'd greet me at the door when I came home from work wearing a g-string and see through negligee.
Her cooking was phenomenal and after the meal I'd do her right on the table.
However, I had already had my fill of crazy Latinas so I didn't marry her.
She could cook and fuck.
You keep aiming high Duchess. You'll get there.