05-31-2017, 02:36 PM
Jesus and Moses was in a boat eating vanilla wafers with banana pudding and Moses says to Jesus " hey kid, i wonder if I still got it" Jesus says "what?" so Moses gets up and parts the pond they are on. Jesus says "Yeah.......watch this....." Moses says don't do it kid don't do it. Jesus says bah! here watch this and steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock. Moses pulls him up and says "see, I told you not to do that!" Jesus says "what happened I was good at that" Moses says "yeah but that was before you had holes in your feet".
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.