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I confess
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I confess

I stole cherries from the lady next door with my leaf skimming net. It reaches 20 feet and she wasn't home to let me pick them. Her dog would chase me if I went over so over the fence went the net and it came back with about 20-30 cherries. I was jonseying for cherries.

I am truly sorry. Notworthy






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07-02-2015 12:23 PM
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Cherry PICKER!!!





07-02-2015 12:48 PM
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Good job! I bought a bag of cherries at the store yesterday without looking at the price first. $11.00 worth of stupid cherries later... Better to steal them.






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07-02-2015 01:02 PM
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(07-02-2015 01:02 PM)username Wrote:  Good job! I bought a bag of cherries at the store yesterday without looking at the price first. $11.00 worth of stupid cherries later... Better to steal them.
That's highway robbery.





07-02-2015 02:40 PM
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(07-02-2015 02:40 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(07-02-2015 01:02 PM)username Wrote:  Good job! I bought a bag of cherries at the store yesterday without looking at the price first. $11.00 worth of stupid cherries later... Better to steal them.
That's highway robbery.

Right? I think (it turns out) they were $5.99 lb. Suckers are heavy with those damn pits. I think they started a sale on them...today. Smiley_emoticons_slash






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07-02-2015 03:23 PM
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She has peaches and grapes all over the place. She never picks them so last year I asked if I could and she gave me the OK.






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07-02-2015 03:32 PM
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(07-02-2015 03:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:  She has peaches and grapes all over the place. She never picks them so last year I asked if I could and she gave me the OK.
Peaches? Peach cobbler mmmhhhhmmmmm!





07-02-2015 05:12 PM
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(07-02-2015 01:02 PM)username Wrote:  Good job! I bought a bag of cherries at the store yesterday without looking at the price first. $11.00 worth of stupid cherries later... Better to steal them.

Cherries have always been expensive! Years ago, I picked up a small bag of cherries and when the cashier scanned 20 some dollars, I almost passed out in grocery line......I think they were $10 a lb or something.....





07-02-2015 05:13 PM
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I know!! Cherries are 1.88 per lbs here now.






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07-02-2015 05:13 PM
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(07-02-2015 05:13 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I know!! Cherries are 1.88 per lbs here now.
Pretty sure they're $2.99/lb here now.





07-02-2015 05:18 PM
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I'm still not telling my kids about my secret cherry stash. Nope, aint gonna do it.






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07-02-2015 05:24 PM
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(07-02-2015 05:24 PM)Maggot Wrote:  I'm still not telling my kids about my secret cherry stash. Nope, aint gonna do it.

Yeah that would be a bad idea, they'll without a doubt fuck up your source.





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Grapes? Yum. brings back memories of the grapevines my grandpa planted in our back yard. Suckers outlived HIM by about 40 years. Concord grapes. He passed before I was born, but I guess he made some damn fine batches of wine. He even made dandelion wine.






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07-03-2015 09:54 AM
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i made 6 small jars of jelly with the grapes this year.






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