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Todays secret question is.....
#61
I think that's actually an ostrich ^.

This is a trollin' emu, for sure.

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#62
(09-15-2015, 08:44 AM)F.U. Wrote: [Image: 068_zpse6947its.jpg]

Now what was the question?

Ok, I'll play.

The question is: why is your boyfriend's palm so pink?



Run1
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#63
(09-15-2015, 10:44 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-15-2015, 08:44 AM)F.U. Wrote: [Image: 068_zpse6947its.jpg]

Now what was the question?

Ok, I'll play.

The question is: why is your boyfriend's palm so pink?



Run1

Thanks for the laugh HotD !!!! I am glad no one is in the bar right nor or they would think I am crazy.
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#64
Truth is its red because I was spanking that ass a little to hard .
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#65
Ahh, I see. You're not the one lying down.

I'll swing again.

The question is: why is your partner eating half a watermelon in bed?
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#66
Hell no, I wish I was that skinny.

Food in bed is good. Gotta keep your strength up ya-know.
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#67
It does look like a watermelon. That's one colorful bedroom you have there.
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#68
For some reason the colors are way off. They are actually shades of brown and green.

But the light colored blanket is just there to cover the plastic. I refuse to sleep in a wet bed.
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#69
(09-15-2015, 11:45 AM)F.U. Wrote: Hell no, I wish I was that skinny.

Food in bed is good. Gotta keep your strength up ya-know.

I sometimes drink in bed, but food in bed isn't my thing.

I know there are people who snack in bed though, and it's even a down-low turn-on for some.

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At least you all are out in the open about it; no secrets (from each other or anybody else). Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#70
WC was going to regale us with her love of food and sex. Never happened though.

I love George eating a sub in bed... awesome stuff.
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#71


I've eaten ice cream in bed before. Chunky Monkey I think it was called. I'm just now recalling that time and it's making me smile, naked except for a sheet, sitting cross legged in bed and he handed me an itty bitty carton of ice cream. Nice memory from a different time. His name was Scott but I called him Maine.
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#72
When I was in construction I spent a lot of time out of town. That is when I found out that I eat & drink in bed while I sleep. My Ol never told me I did that, but the employees did. Fuckers.
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#73
(09-14-2015, 04:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Is Clang Duchess' alter ego?
of course not, me. Don't let us be silly.
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#74
Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!

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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#75
Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!

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YOGA!!

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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#77
(07-04-2017, 05:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!

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YOGA!!

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Just to keep things even livelier, let's have the picture links be broken, and my balls get bluer.
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#78
Just stop it oatmeal mouth.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#79
(07-06-2017, 09:59 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just stop it oatmeal mouth.

I'm more of a Mushmouth.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Its Fat Albert.
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#80


What's the secret question?
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