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Todays secret question is.....
#1
We don’t have the equipment to capture it. It’s just not something we have,” Merrigan said. “I’m

not so sure even if we caught it how we could get it some place where we could keep it safe until we located the owner. I can’t imagine trying to get it in the back of a cruiser.”



What are they trying to get into the cruiser?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#2
Now that is some funny shit.
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#3
(09-14-2015, 09:12 AM)Maggot Wrote: We don’t have the equipment to capture it. It’s just not something we have,” Merrigan said. “I’m

not so sure even if we caught it how we could get it some place where we could keep it safe until we located the owner. I can’t imagine trying to get it in the back of a cruiser.”



What are they trying to get into the cruiser?

Clang's self esteem?
Loosey loo's common sense?
FU's virginity?
MS's ability to think with the larger head?
Rammstein's IQ?
Sally's compassion?

*shrugs*

wut?
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#4
Zerospheres' imaginary gay brother?
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#5
(09-14-2015, 12:36 PM)sally Wrote: Zerospheres' imaginary gay brother?


That's sorta ass backwards. Ski is Zero and that's irrelevant. It's only my opinion that he joined as Zero, again, irrelevant, I haven't made a big deal out of what I think, I haven't cared enough to because, hey, it's irrelevant. I don't care who or what people like to fuck, I've never cared, it's none of my business but I will comment on posts that are made, I will comment on pixs of fags or tattoo'ed out the ass people, fat people, homely people, dumb people, hideous babies, etc. I will for sure comment on a homosexual Member wanting to play leapfrog with one of my straight Members. It's what I do here, I comment.
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#6
(09-14-2015, 01:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I will for sure comment on a homosexual Member wanting to play leapfrog with one of my straight Members.

hah
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#7
Will saying I'm going to the hospital cafeteria because its lasagna day and its cheap change the direction of this thread?


Hint: It has 2 legs.
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(09-14-2015, 01:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hint: It has 2 legs.


I know what it is but I won't say until you're ready for it to be divulged.
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#9
I know too maggot, I just didn't want to give it up too early for you.

Lasagna sounds good though.
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#10
(09-14-2015, 01:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-14-2015, 12:36 PM)sally Wrote: Zerospheres' imaginary gay brother?


That's sorta ass backwards. Ski is Zero and that's irrelevant. It's only my opinion that he joined as Zero, again, irrelevant, I haven't made a big deal out of what I think, I haven't cared enough to because, hey, it's irrelevant. I don't care who or what people like to fuck, I've never cared, it's none of my business but I will comment on posts that are made, I will comment on pixs of fags or tattoo'ed out the ass people, fat people, homely people, dumb people, hideous babies, etc. I will for sure comment on a homosexual Member wanting to play leapfrog with one of my straight Members. It's what I do here, I comment.

So Zero is Ski's alter ego? Huh, I didn't think about it that way.

Anyway calm down, hot head. MS will recover.
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#11
It's NOT one of these.

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#12
(09-14-2015, 01:23 PM)sally Wrote: Anyway calm down, hot head. MS will recover.


I am calm, you weirdo. The day I get fired up over that kinda thing online is the day I should probably hang it up...

...and it was Donovan, not MS.
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(09-14-2015, 01:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Will saying I'm going to the hospital cafeteria because its lasagna day and its cheap change the direction of this thread?

The hospital my daughter was born at has a damn good salad buffet. I was thinking about just going in there for lunch one day, but that's kind of weird to go to the hospital for lunch.

I still don't know what you're talking about.
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#14
(09-14-2015, 01:33 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-14-2015, 01:16 PM)Maggot Wrote: Will saying I'm going to the hospital cafeteria because its lasagna day and its cheap change the direction of this thread?

The hospital my daughter was born at has a damn good salad buffet. I was thinking about just going in there for lunch one day, but that's kind of weird to go to the hospital for lunch.

I still don't know what you're talking about.

That's OK I'm not sure what you're having for lunch either.
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Now lasagna is a brain worm and my mouth is all drooly and stuff.
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#16
It might not be the lasagna.
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#17
(09-14-2015, 01:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-14-2015, 01:23 PM)sally Wrote: Anyway calm down, hot head. MS will recover.


I am calm, you weirdo. The day I get fired up over that kinda thing online is the day I should probably hang it up...

...and it was Donovan, not MS.

Poor Dono.

One other question, hope you don't mind. If Ski is Zero then who is the woman in the pictures that Zero has posted of herself? Ski's sister? And then what about poor Cosmo, who the hell does he belong to?
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(09-14-2015, 01:58 PM)sally Wrote: One other question, hope you don't mind. If Ski is Zero then who is the woman in the pictures that Zero has posted of herself? Ski's sister? And then what about poor Cosmo, who the hell does he belong to?


hah I don't mind. I don't know anything you don't know, as far as I know. Hahaha.

It's no secret that I've always thought Zero was a dude even though the pix of the senior woman have made the rounds and the picture making it's way around Mock recently has done nothing to change that. If Ski wants to be Zero AND Ski I still don't care. I've seen weirder shit online.
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(09-14-2015, 01:23 PM)sally Wrote: Anyway calm down, hot head. MS will recover.

Says the woman who went on a "bully!" rant when I posted a "what a dipshit' emoticon in response to a comment by poor, innocent, helpless MS (who had, in fact, made a dipshit comment).

Stick MS right up your fucking ass, sally! Smiley_emoticons_smile

In response to the OP question...

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Did this pig break out of the pen and engage in more criminal mischief? Last time he was running amok, cops had to retrieve a dog pole to corral him into ^ the back of the squad car.
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(09-14-2015, 02:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Stick MS right up your fucking ass, sally! Smiley_emoticons_smile

Well I never!
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