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GIVE ME YOUR BURDEN
#21


Quebec is my happy place. I wish I had more opportunities to go.
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#22
Just in case anyone was really concerned about my swollen testicles, let it be known throughout the land that they have certainly become their normal grape sized appendages. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin Its not often that I get to publicly announce such a stunning ending to a life altering and long suffering predicament.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#23
Clang in town?
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(09-23-2017, 09:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Just in case anyone was really concerned about my swollen testicles, let it be known throughout the land that they have certainly become their normal grape sized appendages. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin Its not often that I get to publicly announce such a stunning ending to a life altering and long suffering predicament.


The Paul Revere of getting laid. hah
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#25
(09-23-2017, 09:54 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I was about to bed my first Canadian gal back in 1987

Oh for Christ's sake.
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#26
(09-24-2017, 01:05 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-23-2017, 09:54 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I was about to bed my first Canadian gal back in 1987

Oh for Christ's sake.

LOL, It has been my experience that they are pretty much the same on every continent I have visited, some should a little funny but thats about it
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#27
(09-23-2017, 10:20 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang in town?

Not really. I've been busy Friday with laundry and going with Dad and my brother to Red Lobster for the first time. Endless shrimp yum! And Saturday I ate homemade pizza, blue cheese, wings, and nachos. Played cornhole and then went in a hot tub for the first time, Big Mark. Smoked some weed, played poker, watched some episodes of Eastbound and Down. Couldn't fall asleep at my friend's house so we left at 4am for home. Went to bed about 6am after having a mini fashion show with my new velvet slip dress, wig and underwire bra I picked up Saturday afternoon, Got about 4 hours sleep. Its so damn hot out, I'm about ready to try for more sleep.

Oh and I have my own genital problems to worry about with a possible UTI or bladder infection for the past 2 weeks or so.
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#28
Take garlic pills you big BROMO.
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#29
(09-24-2017, 04:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: Take garlic pills you big BROMO.

No need to. I think the garlic shrimp I ate did the trick.
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#30
(09-24-2017, 04:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Went to bed about 6am after having a mini fashion show with my new velvet slip dress, wig and underwire bra I picked up Saturday afternoon,


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I want you to be happy so I wish you could do that more often.

I'm not laughing at you, Clang, I'm laughing at the picture you painted in my head.
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(09-24-2017, 04:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(09-23-2017, 10:20 PM)BigMark Wrote: Clang in town?

Not really. I've been busy Friday with laundry and going with Dad and my brother to Red Lobster for the first time. Endless shrimp yum! And Saturday I ate homemade pizza, blue cheese, wings, and nachos. Played cornhole and then went in a hot tub for the first time, Big Mark. Smoked some weed, played poker, watched some episodes of Eastbound and Down. Couldn't fall asleep at my friend's house so we left at 4am for home. Went to bed about 6am after having a mini fashion show with my new velvet slip dress, wig and underwire bra I picked up Saturday afternoon, Got about 4 hours sleep. Its so damn hot out, I'm about ready to try for more sleep.

Oh and I have my own genital problems to worry about with a possible UTI or bladder infection for the past 2 weeks or so.

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#32
(09-24-2017, 05:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-24-2017, 04:52 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Went to bed about 6am after having a mini fashion show with my new velvet slip dress, wig and underwire bra I picked up Saturday afternoon,


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I want you to be happy so I wish you could do that more often.

I'm not laughing at you, Clang, I'm laughing at the picture you painted in my head.

Yeah well I'm glad I could make you laugh/smile/make ya happy ( you're one of the few on here that isn't laughing at me and I love ya for it)). I hope you enjoyed it because that's it for clothes shopping for awhile/probably forever (unless I purge). I'm out of space to store clothes in the footlocker.
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#33
I have no memory of that cyber war thing. Increased household responsibilities and less online time is what did me in.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#34
(09-26-2017, 09:35 AM)Donovan Wrote: I have no memory of that cyber war thing. Increased household responsibilities and less online time is what did me in.

Real life is a lot more fulfilling.
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#35
I called him smarmy and he called me a blowtard. Cyber war!
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#36
(09-26-2017, 02:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Real life is a lot more fulfilling.


I love having time to hangout online. There's so much to see and read. I travel the world through cyberspace and find it mostly fascinating.

Years ago Cracker talked about a documentary she had seen. I took the time to watch it and was utterly enthralled with it. It was about a family in West Virginia. I would never have seen anything like that if I didn't have internet, I wouldn't have encountered people who live like that.

Another time I was looking for info on what it's like in North Korea and I read a blog by a guy who had spent time there. It was interesting & freaky.
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(09-26-2017, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-26-2017, 02:46 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Real life is a lot more fulfilling.




Years ago Cracker talked about a documentary she had seen. I took the time to watch it and was utterly enthralled with it. It was about a family in West Virginia. I would never have seen anything like that if I didn't have internet, I wouldn't have encountered people who live like that.
The White's?
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#38
(09-27-2017, 11:28 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The White's?


Yes! The Wild & Wonderful Whites or something like that.

I had never seen people living like that. I couldn't take my eyes off them.
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(09-27-2017, 12:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-27-2017, 11:28 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: The White's?


Yes! The Wild & Wonderful Whites or something like that.

I had never seen people living like that. I couldn't take my eyes off them.
Yeah, pretty epic documentary of a REALLY fucked up family.
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#40


I wonder why I offered to take all the burdens.

I musta been feeling especially caring that day.
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