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I NEED SOME EXCITEMENT
#1


I do. Something not work-related & it must be fun. That's my only criteria. Have you got anything for me?

What's fun & exciting?
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#2
People that wear their pants half way down their ass like an ass bra.
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#3


I've seen them and hollered out the window once or twice telling them to pull their pants up. I don't do that anymore for the same reason I stopped flipping off bad drivers.
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#4
I don't flip off bad drivers anymore either. You don't know what crazy fuck has a gun.

I was driving from Tampa and the speed limit was 70, but the flow was going around 80. I get behind a truck doing about 65 in the slow lane so I move over to the left to pass him up. As soon as I do that he speeds up past me so I'm like ok I guess you were reading the bible or some shit and you're ready to do the speed limit now so I'll move back behind you. So I go back in the slow lane behind him and he slows down to 65 again. So I pass to the left again and he speeds up past me again. So I move back to the slow lane and he does it again. The freak was fucking with me. I was going to follow him and call the cops, but I had my daughter in the car, my exit was coming up and I kinda have better things to do anyway.
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#5
I'm finally listening to the foreigner C.D. I got for my birthday and it sounds so re-mastered it sounds like all new songs!!! I've never heard Lou Graham like this. With my new speakers I may need a new chair just to rock back and forth like a happy idiot.
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#6
Nude jogging. Fun and exciting.
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#7


I don't think I'd be very good at that, I'm shy. Jogging in the nude won't allow me to blend into the woodwork.
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#8
But it certainly would make the wood work.
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#9


hah I see what you did there.
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#10
I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.
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(10-08-2015, 06:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: I don't think I'd be very good at that, I'm shy. Jogging in the nude won't allow me to blend into the woodwork.

I think it would be painful for most women.

I always think of streaking as so 1970s, but it's apparently still alive at rugby matches and such.

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^ Professional streakers. Seriously. hah
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#12
(10-08-2015, 12:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.

I'm shocked you didn't type 'moms'.
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#13
Dear Lord!!! hah "Don't look Ethyl !!!!"
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#14
But it was too late. She already got a free shot.
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(10-08-2015, 12:52 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(10-08-2015, 12:34 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I went to Walmart. Woo fucking hoo. I did get some pretty mums to put out front though.

I'm shocked you didn't type 'moms'.

Can you interpret please?
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(10-08-2015, 04:52 PM)crash Wrote: Can you interpret please?

Mums are a type of autumn flower here....

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Given her penchant for making awesome typing mistakes that make her look incoherent, I was shocked she didn't type moms instead.
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#17
Oh... Thank you. I didn't know about the mums/flowers thing. I was trying to figure what the typo was hah
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