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That wierd person
#1
So.....I became that wierd person today.
The person who in a conversation says something and everyone stops and kind of looks at you like you are really really strange.
Yeah, that is me now.
Great.

I know I should embrace it. EMBRACE IT! Just keep saying wierd things!
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#2
Hell, I am the thread killer, been doing shit like that forever. Welcome aboard
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#3
Boxes with no corners are spheres, spheres bounce go now to the nearest basketball court and get a "swish" get out of the box, stay out and enjoy the game.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#4
(12-06-2015, 08:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: So.....I became that wierd person today.


I often find that an attractive quality. Weird frequently translates to interesting for me and it's probably why I genuinely like a number of people in here. Take Maggot for example, he's got weirdness to the nth degree and I adore him. I'd put him in my pocket and bring him home with me if I could.
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#5
You should have sweat pants on with deep pockets when you do that. Can I bring my BBQ grill?
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#6


Yes, you can bring your grill! Are you going to be lighting a fire in my pants?
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#7
I have 2 one for food and one for medicinal purposes. I'll pack both.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#8
(12-06-2015, 08:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: So.....I became that wierd person today.
The person who in a conversation says something and everyone stops and kind of looks at you like you are really really strange.
Yeah, that is me now.
Great.

I know I should embrace it. EMBRACE IT! Just keep saying wierd things!
I know RIGHT?!!! Like nobody else has an ear wax collection. Geez. hah
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#9
(12-06-2015, 08:29 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Hell, I am the thread killer, been doing shit like that forever. Welcome aboard

I didn't mean here! But maybe I should have included this place. I will embrace it, BBQ grill and ear wax! Whatever that means.
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#10
If you show me your ear wax collection i'll show you my belly button lint coasters.
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#11
OK, try some of my toenail toothpaste first.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
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#12


*gags*
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#13
(12-08-2015, 12:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:

*gags*
hah
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#14
(12-08-2015, 02:25 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: hah


He once likened Parmesan cheese to what was in the pedi-egg shell. Smiley_emoticons_kotz

I no longer eat Parmesan.
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(12-08-2015, 02:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-08-2015, 02:25 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: hah


He once likened Parmesan cheese to what was in the pedi-egg shell. Smiley_emoticons_kotz

I no longer eat Parmesan.
hahhahhah
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#16
I wasn't looking for this thread just now, but since I found it and since I made a faux pas last night I will write in it.
I was at a gathering where several people were dressed up in either white or neon, it was a black light party. At one point all of the people who were only wearing white were standing at the counter and the neon colors were on the dance floor and I said, "Look! All the whites are over there and we are over here!" I got called out on using the word "whites"
How else was I supposed to say it?! LOL
I hate saying stupid shit.
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#17
I would have made a very sincere apology for having accidentally offended anyone with poor word phrasing, and added that what I really MEANT to say was that all The HONKIE CRACKERS were on the other side. And make every word just drip with sincerity and innocense.

Because there is nothing better than saying stupid shit on purpose to a crowd of people with sticks up their asses.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#18
(10-22-2016, 08:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: "Look! All the whites are over there and we are over here!" I got called out on using the word "whites"


You didn't say anything stupid, those people overreacted.
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(10-23-2016, 05:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-22-2016, 08:02 PM)Love Child Wrote: "Look! All the whites are over there and we are over here!" I got called out on using the word "whites"


You didn't say anything stupid, those people overreacted.

Agreed. Soon people won't be able to talk about separating whites and colors in a laundromat without offending someone.
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#20
(12-06-2015, 08:10 PM)Love Child Wrote: So.....I became that wierd person today.
The person who in a conversation says something and everyone stops and kind of looks at you like you are really really strange.
Yeah, that is me now.
Great.

I know I should embrace it. EMBRACE IT! Just keep saying wierd things!

Became that weird person? To me, you've always been a fellow weird person. Free spirited and adventurous to my mostly lazy and cowardly lifestyle. I've always admired you for that. As CaptainWacky always says: You are my hero plus devious pots and pans.
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