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TIS CHRISTMAS WEEK!
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I don't think I'm getting a unicycle. Dramaqueen






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(12-20-2015 07:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  These cookies won't be going in the trash.


Are you making "special" cookies? Cookies with pot as an ingredient?






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(12-21-2015 01:38 AM)username Wrote:  My husband is acting really weird this Christmas. First he appears to be buying me gifts (he told ME I couldn't go in the garage today while he put some things in there) and 2nd, it's not even December 24th.

See? If you want proof of a more active sex life, there ya' go.

He's having an affair.






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(12-21-2015 07:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:  
(12-20-2015 07:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  These cookies won't be going in the trash.


Are you making "special" cookies? Cookies with pot as an ingredient?

There's no marijuana in this recipe. The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

I'm making Martha Stewart's Ultimate Chocolate Chip cookies again, and they're delicious.

My neighbors definitely won't be tossing their cookies this Christmas Eve. Sally the Gryla is full of shit.





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(12-21-2015 10:52 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

With a pinch of pubes and a dusting of dandruff.





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Are Macadamia nuts expensive in Cali? The professor made white chocolate chip vanilla and macadamia nut cookies the other day. but I'm not satisfied with just her cookies, I want yours too.






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(12-21-2015 11:31 AM)sally Wrote:  
(12-21-2015 10:52 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

With a pinch of pubes and a dusting of dandruff.

I've got the recipe memorized. So, I won't be scratching my head when I bake my neighbors' mouth-watering batch of Christmas cookies.

And, I don't bake naked in the winter, so no pube pinches either. However, I might make an exception when I whip up your gingerbread gift, Gryla -- I'd definitely pinch a loaf for you.





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(12-21-2015 11:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:  Are Macadamia nuts expensive in Cali? The professor made white chocolate chip vanilla and macadamia nut cookies the other day. but I'm not satisfied with just her cookies, I want yours too.

They're not really expensive.

I love nuts in general, but I'm not a big fan of the Macadamia for some reason and I've never baked with them.

Have you tried wasabi flavored almonds, Mags? I had some the other day; man they're good.





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(12-21-2015 12:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  
(12-21-2015 11:45 AM)Maggot Wrote:  Are Macadamia nuts expensive in Cali? The professor made white chocolate chip vanilla and macadamia nut cookies the other day. but I'm not satisfied with just her cookies, I want yours too.

They're not really expensive.

I love nuts in general, but I'm not a big fan of the Macadamia for some reason and I've never baked with them.

Have you tried wasabi flavored almonds, Mags? I had some the other day; man they're good.
Just too easy...





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Not everyone washes their hands after touching nuts, BG. Can you imagine how many nut sacks you have shook hands with?





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(12-21-2015 02:59 PM)sally Wrote:  Not everyone washes their hands after touching nuts, BG. Can you imagine how many nut sacks you have shook hands with?
Probably more dick than nuts. I don't know anyone that pulls out the whole rig just to piss. hah





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Hahaha!

Please, please, don't let me burst into laughter while shaking hands the next time. Please don't even let me recall this conversation.







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(12-21-2015 03:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

Hahaha!

Please, please, don't let me burst into laughter while shaking hands the next time. Please don't even let me recall this conversation.

hah





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(12-21-2015 03:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  
(12-21-2015 02:59 PM)sally Wrote:  Not everyone washes their hands after touching nuts, BG. Can you imagine how many nut sacks you have shook hands with?
Probably more dick than nuts. I don't know anyone that pulls out the whole rig just to piss. hah

Yeah, but how many women do you shake hands with? We get all up in those nuts. With both hands.





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