Post: #29

I just want to say for the record that I wash my hands after pissing sometimes.

Post: #30

(12-21-2015 05:53 PM)sally Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 03:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 02:59 PM)sally Wrote:  Not everyone washes their hands after touching nuts, BG. Can you imagine how many nut sacks you have shook hands with?

Probably more dick than nuts. I don't know anyone that pulls out the whole rig just to piss.

Yeah, but how many women do you shake hands with? We get all up in those nuts. With both hands.

None. I'm more of a hugger with the ladies if we're close. It's actually a fact that ladies hands are dirtier than men's hands.

Post: #31

Merry Christmas all. I hope everyone has a great week.
Me, well I attended my first Christmas party a week ago. That was a work party. Yesterday was my second Christmas event. Christmas eve morning will be the third event and jan 3^rd will be the last. I do have to work Christmas day. Since I don't have anything planned that day I decided too work all day so that the employees can spend the day with their family's. I chose to work new years day also.
As far as presents go those are all taken care of. I just have to wrap the rifle I bought for my wife, as well as the gold dipped roses I got for both girls. I already have the jewelry wrapped so that's a plus.

Post: #32

(12-21-2015 06:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 04:22 AM)cannongal Wrote:  I put all the kids gifts in a trash bag, and threw it under the tree.

No way!

My mother, when she would threaten to throw away all the shit we didn't pick up all year long, would put it in a giant trash bag and eventually give us the bag back at Christmastime with our name on it. When I reminded her of this she denied it ever happened. But I remember. Oh yes. I remember.

Post: #33

(12-21-2015 07:39 PM)Donovan Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 04:22 AM)cannongal Wrote:  I put all the kids gifts in a trash bag, and threw it under the tree.

No way!

My mother, when she would threaten to throw away all the shit we didn't pick up all year long, would put it in a giant trash bag and eventually give us the bag back at Christmastime with our name on it. When I reminded her of this she denied it ever happened. But I remember. Oh yes. I remember.

I don't even bother giving the garbage bag back, I just throw it straight in the trash. I work to hard to keep my house clean, you leave your bullshit laying around and it's going in the trash. I don't give a shit if it's your homework or favorite video game. My mom once swore that I threw her eyeglasses and sweater out .

Post: #34

And when it's time to stick your old ass in a nursing home, that trash bag is gonna be the difference between a classy one and one of them you see on CNN Crime Report. Never emotionally damage anyone who may eventually be responsible for changing your adult diapers, is all I'm saying. Look at mine, he's about to go die under a fucking tree someplace.

Post: #35

Yeah I'm pretty much screwed. Even when my husband can't find something the first thing he says is " I bet your fucking mother threw it out".

I kind of go crazy with the lawn and leaf bag on cleaning day, everything in my path gets thrown in there.

Post: #36

Alright, we need some Mistletoe up in here.



I picture Gunnar, nervously crouched in the corner, anxiously waiting to pounce on my friend aussie when she walks under that doorway.

He doth protest too much...

Post: #37

(12-21-2015 06:17 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 04:22 AM)cannongal Wrote:  I put all the kids gifts in a trash bag, and threw it under the tree.

No way!

I also put they're stocking stuffers in a liquor box, and threw they're stocking on top of it.

I am just not in the Christmas Spirit this year, didn't even decorate, really, just a tree and a couple of my favorite santa's on the mantle.

Usually my yard looks like an airport landing strip, and my house looks like a sadistic version of the Santa picture place at the mall.

No Christmas bonus for the electric company this year.

Post: #38

(12-21-2015 10:52 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 07:00 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

(12-20-2015 07:37 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  These cookies won't be going in the trash.

Are you making "special" cookies? Cookies with pot as an ingredient?

There's no marijuana in this recipe. The special ingredients are 2 cups of kindness and a dash of love.

I'm making Martha Stewart's Ultimate Chocolate Chip cookies again, and they're delicious.

My neighbors definitely won't be tossing their cookies this Christmas Eve. Sally the Gryla is full of shit.

I bought my neighbors holiday colored hand towels monogrammed with the initial of their last name. Yeah, I kind of hate stuff that you only pull out once a year but 1) I didn't have to cook and 2) it seemed somewhat original. I bought them from Etsy. Nice quality, $11 each, done.

Post: #39

working working working.

Post: #40

Aussie, are you going to the hotel again this year?

Post: #41

The professor has a bad cold so I slept in the guest bedroom, I don't want that cold no,no,no,no,no. I hope she gets better though, I need more cookies.

Post: #42

(12-22-2015 12:24 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Alright, we need some Mistletoe up in here.



I picture Gunnar, nervously crouched in the corner, anxiously waiting to pounce on my friend aussie when she walks under that doorway.

He doth protest too much...

Oh yeah, who WOULDN'T want to kiss the bearded lady under the mistletoe?